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Ravvlet rolled 1 20-sided dice:
18
Total: 18 (1-20)
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 7:57 pm
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JD was not one for deep thinking, introspection, or self evaluation. A trip gone bad had resulted in some very basic facts he'd thought he'd known about himself being brought into question, and as a result had left him feeling strangely bewildered. Even...
Uncool.
This was obviously unacceptable. What was a bro to do, when rocking out could not bring him joy, and when lazing about left his mind weaving frantic circles? How did one forget how rock hard one's bro's abs were when one had drunkenly lain on them one evening?
By pumping ******** iron.
And so, he found himself in the gym one evening, somewhat overwhelmed. JD's arms were thin, noodley, and really only had enough muscular definition to hold a microphone, so a real weight set was out of the question. However, he'd found a solution. Thanks to a particularly memorable skelevision commercial, he'd heard about this cool new workout device that would give him super muscular abs and arms and pecs and it wouldn't probably give him that deep vanilla leather scent Herryk's dark black hide had but you can't have ever-
No.
Concentrate harder.
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bipolar bee rolled 1 20-sided dice:
9
Total: 9 (1-20)
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Ravvlet rolled 1 6-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-6)
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bipolar bee rolled 2 8-sided dice:
5, 8
Total: 13 (2-16)
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Ravvlet rolled 2 8-sided dice:
5, 2
Total: 7 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:09 pm
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bipolar bee rolled 2 8-sided dice:
2, 7
Total: 9 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:11 pm
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Ravvlet rolled 2 8-sided dice:
6, 4
Total: 10 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:15 pm
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bipolar bee rolled 2 8-sided dice:
2, 6
Total: 8 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:26 pm
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Ravvlet rolled 2 8-sided dice:
2, 8
Total: 10 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:35 pm
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bipolar bee rolled 7 4-sided dice:
1, 2, 2, 3, 1, 1, 2
Total: 12 (7-28)
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:46 pm
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Ravvlet rolled 7 4-sided dice:
2, 4, 2, 2, 4, 2, 2
Total: 18 (7-28)
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:57 pm
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JD just glared, and took in a deep breath.
"Oh, no, no..." He drew back, holding his hands out. The air around his mouth crackled with FEAR, and his hands glittered gold.
"Boy, you REALLY got me now, got me so I don't know," he called, voice thrumming with energy, "what I'm doin' NOW." He shouted the last word, and with it came the heady rush of FEAR; driven like some sort of ridiculous glam rock lance of feels and pelvic thrusting.
HP: 26/40 DMG: 16 CHG: 1/2 (battle cry used)
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bipolar bee rolled 2 8-sided dice:
5, 5
Total: 10 (2-16)
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:10 am
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:42 am
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:18 am
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:52 am
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JD groaned, rubbing his head. He climbed to his hands and knees and crawled closer to Herryk.
"Don't understand... how that feels. Nice man, very choice. Shot through the heart."
He stopped, kneeling next to the felled boil and glaring at him angry.
"You wanna know how many people were waitin' for me to get back to Amity? Wanna know how many dudes and dudettes even noticed??" He held up one finger, then pointed it accusingly at Herryk.
"You." He put his golden hands against the other boil's much darker shoulders, giving him a hard shove. "Don't talk to ME about lonely, man. When people see me, they see, like. Johnny Danger. I mean, it's hard to look past my perfect hair, delicately chiseled jaw, and dashing black eyes, but I'm a PERSON too."
He leaned forward, hissing. "So fine. Keep goin' about how you wish your galpal would go gag on a spoon, or how ghouls ain't nothin' but trouble, but don't tell me I don't get it, bro. Because I got it."
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