Let's skip past the written word for now, since I suck at writing those.
Instead, I have something for you.
A PRESENT.
Yes, pick up your jaws. It's a freeware copy of the original Elder Scrolls game.
Don't believe it? Look here!
... now go on and have funs!
THE RANDOM PEOPLE OF TOMORROW [[LET'S RAWRRR]]
Playground for the random.