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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 8:04 pm
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_______________The Narrator Screams... ||
tab Chet's tirade was listened to with intensity, though more for his physical movements than the verbal response given none of them understood. When he finished, arms in the air, the expectation of their cheering met with stone cold silence because, as said previous, they couldn't understand. And so Chet stood there, glee on his face, arms raised in triumph, until the Elf began his recitation, mimicing Chet's movements and actions, his intonation, while the group watched in silence. Only when he finished did they raise their left arms in unison, each movement practiced, and slammed their fists against their chests. The sound of metal clashing resounded through the dojo before there was a loud "Huh!", an exhalation of their anger, their rage, and a proclamation of solidarity. This was followed by another clang, another roar, followed by a slam of one foot. They continued over and over, steadily moving through acceptance, through their dance. tab Over the clangor the Elf roared with laughter and explained. "They're ready, boss! Ready to follow you. The others will follow once we leave, the ones you buried, but I don't know how." tab tab
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 7:57 pm
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_______________The Narrator Screams... ||
tab The shelf elf looked at the hat like some sort of sentient doll filled with sass and a**. Oh, wait, that's exactly what he was. Either way, he didn't appreciate being used as a guinea pig and he had every intention of telling Chet this and informing him of the clinically correct place to put his ideas whilst his legs actually moved him closer to the object. "You know, Chetboy, I may be an immortal doll, but that doesn't mean you get to use me as your little taste tester!" Except as he raised his hand to gesture at Chet to show him just how serious he was being he realized he was already holding the hat and was, indeed, gesturing with the hat towards Chet. Eyes wide with rage he swung the hat like a frisbee, and was kinda sorta not surprised that despite the gesture the hat was already on his head. At this point he threw up his hands at the collected children and proclaimed in a rage "What is this, a sitcom?!" before glaring in ******** at Chet and gesturing with a particular finger. "Bruh, this is your fault, I know it!" Bruh? Bruh. It worked. tab The gathered Children began to file up, standing in rank and file while awaiting final orders as the elf acted out his strange, sick, twisted fantasies. tab
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 7:22 pm
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_______________The Narrator Screams... ||
tab Hootsyook nodded shortly and moved towards the mounds that had been laid for their brethren, though as he approached the mounds began to move. He came upon the mounds and held up his hands to the side, almost in a sign of peace, to show he meant no harm. Perhaps in a way that was it's intention. But that intention was proven correct as something that reeked of burning flesh rose from the mounds, rising in a swirling helix of ash. It rose against the laws of physics, ignoring gravity as it coalesced, compression...becoming something...else. Slowly the ash took a form similar to that of a man, of one of the fallen people, but it looked weak, indistinct. Together the children came together, holding out their hands as the metal poured from their bodies, spilling onto the earth that lay around the risen fallen. Three in total, they waited as the metal rose around them, rose larger than any of the others, as large as the largest Oni Chet had ever seen. It formed into a suit of bulky, thick metal armor, as full as any plate mail. For several moments there was silence, followed by all of them, except Hootsyook, dropping to their knees while the helmets of the armor lit up like the hearts of a kindled forge. The armor looked much like the armors of men from ancient days, though how they would know the design was impossible to tell. tab Hootsyook raised a hand to the three as they watched, and the three raised their hands as well to match. There was silence, and finally, at last, the three knelt with fists to their heart in unison, and turned their helmets to Chet. Without looking Hootsyook began to speak, and the elf looked on in shock before shaking his head and explaining. "These boys just became adults! Apparently they are some sort of sentient fire? No...not fire. That which fire leaves as it burns. Ash? They are master metal workers, and apaprently their forms comes with knowledge of battle. He said they'll go with you and guard you, and learn what you can teach. Pretty nifty, honestly. 'Parently they can come back from the dead. Go figure!"
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 7:50 pm
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_______________The Narrator Screams... ||
tab The earth shakes for a moment at the first steps the three took, their metal husks clanking with their weight. Yet they continued a moment later with only the basic thumping of something walking to accompany them, more quiet than they should've had the ability to be. Yet follow they did as he moved out, ignoring Hootsyook who watched them with concerned eyes as they continued on. tab The Shelf Elf barked a laugh before following, but as he put paws to earth he realized that people were smaller than they had been before. Looking at Chet, he could swear that the man was now, like, four feet shorter. Wait, why did he smell like piss and vinegar? What did vinegar even smell like?! He looked at Chet for a moment before asking "Yo, Chet-maAAAAAH!" This was, of course, spoken in a deep husky voice that turned into a full roar at the end. For, of course, how else would a polar bear in a Chrsitmas Elf suit going to speak and sound? tab
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 7:42 pm
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_______________The Narrator Screams... ||
tab Unleashing another shriek of sheer panic that came out as a thunderous roar that rattled even the lumbering suits metal the Bear Elf (Beaf? Belf?Ralf?!), the angry and confused figure fell back onto his thunder thighs and looked at his paws in confusion. "What am I, Chet-man?!" Pawing at the clothes on his body, there was a sudden flash of light followed by a muffled bang, leaving in its wake a large, black smoke-stack top hat that glowed with a fiery aura that burned down to nothing moments later, leaving just the black hat and the christmas suit behind. tab Staring in shock, the elf shook his head from side the side and causing his fat flaps to give a round of applause at the movement loud enough to startle a few birds outside. Recoiling as if kicked his eyes went to Chet and turned angry. "This isn't funny, Chet! Turn me back! I know you did something, what with that mental montage of bears just now, for ******** sake!" tab The giants looked at each other a moment before shrugging and moving forward, allowing the bear to remain behind with Chet to figure it out without them.
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