The end of unicorns (Shane's beautiful haiku spree)

[The Wild Hunt]

No no unicorns
do not go unicorns no
no no no no no  

[Hiro the Herp]

no unicorns please
im sorry i called you fat
what will i do now  

[The Wild Hunt]

Hiro Allday Errday

no unicorns please
im sorry i called you fat
what will i do now

hiro it's your fault
take responsibility
repent for your sins  

[thefire158]

wow thanks obama
what do we have to live for
with ponies no more?  

[theholyest]

pegasus ponies
many, many dead bronies
tears fall on concrete  

[bb3000ae]

TheWingsOfTheGods

pegasus ponies
many, many dead bronies
tears fall on concrete

hahahahaha
kusagakure has won
score 1 for bb  

[thefire158]

Quote:

pegasus ponies
many, many dead bronies
tears fall on concrete

your mom won't kiss you
the internet won't miss you
goodbye forever  

[The Wild Hunt]

don't change the subject
this is about unicorns
not bout y'all faggots  

[bb3000ae]

you're one to talk f**
the unicorns never loved you
i was their true king  

[r a i n- C R U S H E D]

my username is
like... like twenty syllables
peace out #yoloswag  

[Hiro the Herp]

Hiro Allday Errday

no unicorns please
im sorry i called you fat
what will i do now

O_o

Fgt stop this now
Before the unicorns leave.
Let's salvage what's left.  

[thefire158]

thefire158

Quote:

pegasus ponies
many, many dead bronies
tears fall on concrete

your mom won't kiss you
the internet won't miss you
goodbye forever

This happened in May
When the ******** did I write this
I am seriously scared now


No seriously, when did I ever post in this thread. I don't write stuff like this. I am not a fun haiku person. Holy s**t it's like Fight Club and I'm the narrator and Tyler Durden wrote this.  

[Hiro the Herp]

thefire158

thefire158

Quote:

pegasus ponies
many, many dead bronies
tears fall on concrete

your mom won't kiss you
the internet won't miss you
goodbye forever

This happened in May
When the ******** did I write this
I am seriously scared now


No seriously, when did I ever post in this thread. I don't write stuff like this. I am not a fun haiku person. Holy s**t it's like Fight Club and I'm the narrator and Tyler Durden wrote this.

Lol, this was Shane's old "New Captain" thread. You posted in it, and he just edited everyone's post.  

[thefire158]

Hiro Allday Errday

thefire158

thefire158

Quote:

pegasus ponies
many, many dead bronies
tears fall on concrete

your mom won't kiss you
the internet won't miss you
goodbye forever

This happened in May
When the ******** did I write this
I am seriously scared now


No seriously, when did I ever post in this thread. I don't write stuff like this. I am not a fun haiku person. Holy s**t it's like Fight Club and I'm the narrator and Tyler Durden wrote this.

Lol, this was Shane's old "New Captain" thread. You posted in it, and he just edited everyone's post.

Oh thank god. I was about to start checking my nightstand for used corporate flight tickets.  

[theholyest]

thefire158

Hiro Allday Errday

thefire158

thefire158

Quote:

pegasus ponies
many, many dead bronies
tears fall on concrete

your mom won't kiss you
the internet won't miss you
goodbye forever

This happened in May
When the ******** did I write this
I am seriously scared now


No seriously, when did I ever post in this thread. I don't write stuff like this. I am not a fun haiku person. Holy s**t it's like Fight Club and I'm the narrator and Tyler Durden wrote this.

Lol, this was Shane's old "New Captain" thread. You posted in it, and he just edited everyone's post.

Oh thank god. I was about to start checking my nightstand for used corporate flight tickets.

So i'm guessing now,
That this thread has run its course.
A choice has been made.