No offense to your excited-ness or super-friendly-ness. I just fear rejection like crazy and ._." so for your own good and mine it's better that you scope me out first and mull over whether or not I'm a psycho serial killer, if that's a good thing, or whatever---you know, stuff like that! I'm a very experimental writer. I use similes and metaphors quite a bit.
Personality-wise, I am best suited to play comedic roles or something close enough related to that nature like a trickster god or a Brer Rabbit or a Cunni Anansi. I can be hilariously good or hilariously mean. I do well with RPing as tough guy characters or dudes with attitudes too I think!
If you think you like me or can find a use for me or if you have a story in mind that I will do okay for then pitch me an idea or something like that. If you approach me, I hope that means you're sure we're compatible from the examples I provided via the link? If you require more samples then I have some lying around but they're not as recent as ROAR. That way---no cheating! No writing samples that took me months to write!
Plus, you will have to watch out for my run on sentences. I don't know how to stop running them, but I try my best not to do them and most of the time trying isn't good enough.
I have a 300 word minimum per post self-rule with an average of 400 - 500 word posts. If you prefer posts that run to 1000 words then I can do those too but you have to wait a bit longer because~ I think fast but I type slow as a turtle with push-pencils taped to his forepaws.
My favorite colors for text are firebrick, tomato, darkgoldenrod, and goldenrod. I hope those are legible for you because I have an aversion to cooler colors and I must use warm ones.
Oh and~ I'm only interested in original character stuff. I'm not too into RPing as existing characters like from anime.
