It's that time again.

[Citrus Novii]

EMPLOYEE MEETING DAY.
WOOSH.

It's not going to be a good one either.
I don't like being the b***h you guysusususususususususus. But you know that, because I mention it ALL THE TIME.
emotion_brofist

Meanwhile I have, ready for it? THE SICKNESS.
It's Bieberfever
I have a cold the size of Alaska and it's put me in a royally bad mood.
Yes. It's the cold's fault. Not mine, so there.

We've got this dude working for us who's been making TWO TONS of mistakes, but we really don't want to call him out and make him all defensive so we're doing this meeting to hash out consistency problems and safety problems, because it doesn't of course hurt to have an overview for everyone, now does it? c:

I have a three page agenda.
gonk

Save me from having this song on repeat. It's making me nostalgic and sad.  

[Citrus Novii]

EXCUSE ME, UNIVERSE.
You left this 300 pound block of snot ON MY SINUS CAVITIES.  

[Citrus Novii]

That was uncharming.
Sorry.

...No I'm not.  

[Citrus Novii]

I'm waiting for the store to open BTW.
How is it that my best employee is a 16 year old kid?

ALWAYS EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED I GUESS.
He's seriously the only one here who has like, an INTENSE amount of pride in his work.
It's very refreshing.

I haven't met a kid with that since well...me.  

[Citrus Novii]

NEED TO EAT.
OR I'M GONNA DIE.

In case you didn't know how eating works.
I kinda feel like my head is being smashed into a rubber tube. @____@

OH WELL.

....I'm gonna stop talking to myself now. Go do something productive.  

[xxXSleepy_NinjaXxx]

Lol. You cutie face. xP

I hope all goes well with the meeting.
And I hope you feel better soon!!! heart  

[GoldDiggingWhore]

xxXSleepy_NinjaXxx

Lol. You cutie face. xP

I hope all goes well with the meeting.
And I hope you feel better soon!!! heart

Everything she said xd heart  

[Citrus Novii]

xxXSleepy_NinjaXxx

Lol. You cutie face. xP

I hope all goes well with the meeting.
And I hope you feel better soon!!! heart

GoldDiggingWhore

xxXSleepy_NinjaXxx

Lol. You cutie face. xP

I hope all goes well with the meeting.n
And I hope you feel better soon!!! heart

Everything she said xd heart

Thank you guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuysssssss.  

[GoldDiggingWhore]

Citrus Novii

Thank you guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuysssssss.

Was it the best meeting.OF ALL TIME?  

[Citrus Novii]

GoldDiggingWhore

Citrus Novii

Thank you guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuysssssss.

Was it the best meeting.OF ALL TIME?

Kinda sorta.
I got really heated when it came to all the mistakes and was all, "If you guys don't clean it up, if the mistakes continue, we'll fire you way before we cut your hours."

emotion_facepalm
But otherwise it was kay.
We ended on good note. whee  

[GoldDiggingWhore]

Citrus Novii

Kinda sorta.
I got really heated when it came to all the mistakes and was all, "If you guys don't clean it up, if the mistakes continue, we'll fire you way before we cut your hours."

emotion_facepalm
But otherwise it was kay.
We ended on good note. whee

Can I work at your store? :O  

[Citrus Novii]

GoldDiggingWhore

Citrus Novii

Kinda sorta.
I got really heated when it came to all the mistakes and was all, "If you guys don't clean it up, if the mistakes continue, we'll fire you way before we cut your hours."

emotion_facepalm
But otherwise it was kay.
We ended on good note. whee

Can I work at your store? :O

YES! But you probably wouldn't like me anymore. :<  

[GoldDiggingWhore]

Citrus Novii

YES! But you probably wouldn't like me anymore. :<

Why not? I'm totally the best employee! Unless you've got unrealistic expectations... e__________e  

[Citrus Novii]

GoldDiggingWhore

Citrus Novii

YES! But you probably wouldn't like me anymore. :<

Why not? I'm totally the best employee! Unless you've got unrealistic expectations... e__________e

Naaaaah nothing like that.
I just couldn't be your friend on the clock. D:
And that would be UN FUN!

My manager face is dastardly~  

[GoldDiggingWhore]

Citrus Novii

Naaaaah nothing like that.
I just couldn't be your friend on the clock. D:
And that would be UN FUN!

My manager face is dastardly~

xD

Well, we could be friends off the clock, so it would be ok 3nodding On the clock we could be SUPPER SRS PIZZA PPL. It'd be like having a secret identity!