Yahoo Answers

[Eviesee645]

So for some reason when I'm bored sometimes I find myself on Yahoo Answers. Also feel free to share any other weird things you find on there.

I found this question which itself is a little ehhh but it was accompanied by one of the weirdest answers I've seen o_O:

HURT OF CONDOM
WHICH USED AS CONTRACEPTIVE
TO PREVENT PREGNANCY IN
WOMEN
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When the man using
CONDOMS
As contraceptive the woman
Become mad and crazy... this duo to the semen of
Man is remaining In the CONDOMS
And it was not ejaculated and dropping in
v****a of women there is not sweet taste for
Sex meeting .
Like that you are drinking tea or coffee with out
Sugar the coffee or tea is not sweet it is bitter.

Semen
Of man is like Sugar it make the coitus and
Sex meeting sweet to woman
The sex meeting
Sweet With out
CONDOMS
When man is not Using
CONDOMS
In sex meeting with woman the
Semen of man will Ejaculated and dropping and
Falling in v****a of Woman then the semen is
Absorbed by v****a wall and inter the blood
Circulation and reached the brain
Then the women mind become in a convenience
Mood and good feeling she is not be a Madden Or Crazy woman
______________________

ADVICE FOR YOU
_______________________
To good enjoy and pleasure in your sexual live
And good ERECTION of your CLITORIS i give
You this ADVICE

STOP

Practice reading and writing
Because practice reading and writing
Loosening and lowering the SEXUAL ability and power of you.
GO TO LIVE IN Villages and forestry far from cities and towns
Practice READING and WRITING make you unusual
Woman or SODOMITE (SODOMY) women.
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SO WE HAVE NEW METHOD FOR
CONTRACEPTION
---------------------------------------...
BARLEY AS CONTRACEPTIVE AND
SEX TONIC FOR MEN AND WOMEN
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BREAKFAST
* Barley loaf - bread
* Margarine
* Jam
* Tea or coffee
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LUNCH
* Barley loaf - bread
* Grill ham
* Salad - (Cucumber, celery, Pepper, lettuce)
* Pickly - mayonnaise
* Pepsi cola
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DINNER
* Barley loaf - bread
* Fried egg in vegetable oil - With out shaking the yolk
* Prawns
* Oyster
* Shrimp
* Salad -(Cucumber, celery, pepper, lettuce)
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IT IS FORBIDDEN TO EAT THE
Following FOOD cause it increase
Fertility in WOMEN and MEN
---------------------------------------...
* RICE
* HONEY
* FRUITS = (DATE - GRAPE - FIG - APPLE -
APRICOT - BANANA - PEACH ........etc)
* OVINE MEAT (SHEEP)
* BOVINE MEAT (COW)
* FISH
_______________________________________...

The statistical indication of Successfulness of this method is finding
Out in population of
CHINA
Cause they depend on RICE since old or ancient times .
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[xxXSleepy_NinjaXxx]

wtf did I just try to read? x.x lol.  

[[.Rushan.]]

Wuuuuuuut?!

I tried really hard to understand what was being said, but alas it was over my head. I cannot live up to their contraceptive expectations rofl  

[Eviesee645]

xxXSleepy_NinjaXxx

wtf did I just try to read? x.x lol.

XD I have NO clue  

[Eviesee645]

[.Rushan.]

Wuuuuuuut?!

I tried really hard to understand what was being said, but alas it was over my head. I cannot live up to their contraceptive expectations rofl

IDK something like condoms and learning are bad eat barley...  

[Eviesee645]

Sagebomb

I too have no idea whats going on there. But yeah its interesting when people drop "trolling" questions and then people try and awnser them seriously.

What gets me is how many women ask "Am I pregnant?"
Srsly why would you ask random people on the internet?? Take a test or see a doctor, the internet can't help you!  

[Eviesee645]

Sagebomb

Eviesee645

Sagebomb

I too have no idea whats going on there. But yeah its interesting when people drop "trolling" questions and then people try and awnser them seriously.

What gets me is how many women ask "Am I pregnant?"
Srsly why would you ask random people on the internet?? Take a test or see a doctor, the internet can't help you!

I still doubt how many of them are real as well though.

Oh I'm sure you're right, but there are sooooo many that some of them have to be real  

[Eviesee645]

Sagebomb

Eviesee645

Sagebomb

Eviesee645

Sagebomb

I too have no idea whats going on there. But yeah its interesting when people drop "trolling" questions and then people try and awnser them seriously.

What gets me is how many women ask "Am I pregnant?"
Srsly why would you ask random people on the internet?? Take a test or see a doctor, the internet can't help you!

I still doubt how many of them are real as well though.

Oh I'm sure you're right, but there are sooooo many that some of them have to be real

Of course most of them are probally real, but many definitly arent. Still can be funny though.

Lol very
here's another gem: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140202175042AAzzBpx  

[Pickled Cactus]

I think we should all migrate far away from city life and spend the rest of our lives in 'forestry' for maximum sexual pleasure.
Because "loosening and lowering the SEXUAL ability and power of you~!" emotion_awesome

 

[[.Rushan.]]

Eviesee645

Lol very
here's another gem: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140202175042AAzzBpx

That's hilarious, and I love how the last person to reply is like "I'm sure you knew that" I'm sure she didn't, is all I could think xd

I have a qualm about her distinguishing that she's black... but light skinned. Light skinned is not a race.