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The house shift and breaths around her for a moment like a living thing. Moments later white blobs form in the hallway just outside the room and then bob past, going into other areas of the house. Meanwhile, in the room, Abbi finds a couch.

The couch was very comfy and after a moment, two glowing slits formed in its upholstery and then widened to reveal a pair of eyes. The couch heaved, opened its mouth, and swallowed Abbi whole. There was a sense of the thing moving, as if trying to her off.

There was a groan that possibly meant yes. Or possibly no. The couch was not very expressive beyond comfy and hungry. The thing continued to move until finally the interior around Abbi became tight and...sticky. There was a shift and it tightened still further until she was suddenly disgorged from the couch. Cotton stuck to her small wads and the huntress dripped with sticky couch saliva.

The creature itself had already begun shuffle off, clumping along on its tiny peg feet. Looking around, Abbi would find herself surrounded by a cushions and pillows that formed a nest of sorts. At the center of it all, were several ottomans that, upon closer inspection, appeared to be breathing.

She'd later find her clothes stained in granny patterns, bu at least it didn't eat into her flesh. A white blob floated past out of the corner of her eye but was gone once she tried to get a good look. They appeared to be somewhat tricksome.

Looks like Abbi would have to put on her ghost hunting hat!

A grand total of three steps were taken down the hallway before she had the craziest sense of vertigo.
Though unfamiliar with the sensation since her equilibrium was pretty well maintained at all times, the closest the teen had ever come to the sensation was when her father moved the two of them into a large house meant to additionally house his new wife and her two children. The house had not been fully finished when Abbi had gone to visit, whereupon she had gotten bored at looking at empty rooms and wandered out onto the backporch to view the backyard. The porch had yet to be fully completed too, but the twelve year old Abbi was unaware of that fact at the time. She was corrected on it quite quickly when she stepped on a sheet of plywood that bowed under her weight and tipped her to one side. Girl and wood fell to the ground in a terrible noise, thankfully Abbi was unhurt, but the feeling of the world going a little odd occurred to her once more here in the Haunted House.

If she had been outside she would surely have seen the horizon twist on its axis, but as it were since she was inside, Abbi only watched as the corner of floor and wall rotated quickly from horizontal to vertical. Things didn't happen quite in slow motion, but they didn't happen quickly either. Her center of gravity moved up, as though some giant had clutched the back of her coat and tugged her into the air. Freckled hands shot out to clutch at the ground and missed because a whole five feet and gaining separated them.
With a noise of a mingled scream and a clunk of body against hardwood, Abbi hit the ceiling. It felt an awful lot like falling through a porch, since it meant she traveled a whole floor in a very short amount of time, and the girl lay there gasping for all the air that had been knocked from her.

"Waitaminute." A roll to her side and a quick bend and push of her knees had the teen up onto her feet.
On the ceiling.
Only she was... Hanging down from the ceiling, or she would be if her perception was skewed from standing down on the floor.
"Oh my glob, I bet I look like a bat." There was a long pause as Abbi looked around herself in dismay. "Yeeeech."
But somehow this was her fate, for now at least, so all that was left to do was get used to it.
"I should think it very strange, indeed!" Abbi mused to herself in what she considered a very good impersonation of Alice in Wonderland.

A foot crunched against the spackled ceiling, sent little sparkles of white-grey what would normally be considered down to the floor, only Abbi saw it as sending them up into the air.
"Curioser and curioser." She announced in her regular voice, giving her pigtails a shake before she began to explore the hallway as best she could from up on the ceiling.

With the secret of how to open doors (and thinking she probably looked a lot like a small house pet when she did it) Abbi had decided that she should explore. Sure, that opened her up to the possibility of finding something, or more importantly someone, she did not want to deal with. At the same time, she did have a duty to Deus to bring back as much information as possible. Even if it was only 'I found out the gravity can flip in the house!', but it was something.

"Ooooohhh~ Another door alright!" This handle felt higher up than the first one, but Abbi was relentless, and very stubborn, so it wasn't too difficult to finally latch onto the handle. Somehow she managed a good grasp on the handle so that when it clicked open, the teen didn't let go and instead swung with the door. That felt a little strange, she was absolutely certain she looked like a pesky cat, but it also helped her get into the room faster.
Which was...
"A bathroom? Seriously? Ghosts and zombies like... Need this sort of thing?"
Whateverrrrrrrrr.

Surprised to find the bathroom so clean, Abbi wandered around on the ceiling casually, glad the stalls didn't go all the way up to the ceiling so she could peer down between them. Lucky for her, no one was in them either, but those toilets were... Moving.
{ Ah think they're... They're lookin' at ye... }
The girl narrowed her eyes at the things, then took a step away.
"Are those tongues? Sticking out... Oh heck no, we are blowing this popsicle stand. Nu-uh. Ain't getting eaten by anything else today no how no way."

She flounced out without anything else to say, though there was a lot of hand waving to indicate she was super done with this situation.

The skirts were too heavy and long to walk in properly, but that just meant she had to pick them up and hustle just like The Real Princess Peach.
Abbi was thoroughly enjoying herself, even though she was crazy lost. There had been a staircase that she had passed (but didn't remember seeing on her way down the hall), there had been a dead-end she'd had to turn around in, and there were absolutely no windows and no doors.
The hallway she'd found herself in was... Completely empty.

Heels clattered down along the ceiling, echoing awkwardly around the teen, amplifying the already unsettling feeling of the quiet house. Her noise halts when she saw a door and with glee Abbi ran straight toward it.
Using her momentum to push herself higher she jumped with her arms outstretched, managed to grab the handle and fell into the room in a pile of pink tulle and lace and orange hair. One of her shoes went flying, it skidded across the floor and the girl heard it finally stop a few feet from her.
"Uuuugggghhhh... When is this ceiling thing gonna eeeeennnddddd?" She wailed, letting herself lie on the floor for another few seconds before she popped up into a sit.

The shoe she had lost was kindly offered to her by a white, stubby hand.
"Hey, thanks." Abbi smiled at the floating blob, slipped her shoe onto her foot and screamed as she clamored away from the creature.
Rational thought fled and instinct took over, her weapon summoned and swung at the blob. It was sliced through with a pop of marshmallowy fluff, splitting in two to fall on the floor.
"Ick! Do not get on my mega awesome dress." Abbi instructed and lucky for her, the blob listened.

Instead the two melted halves congealed immediately into two more blobs that floated up to peer at her with beady black eyes.
"Crapbaskets."

HP: 49/50
Attack: 10
Target: B #1
Boo #1 HP: KO'D!!!!