A mysterious crappy crayon handmade invitation hangs smack in the middle of the bustling secret Team Rocket Base...did I mention there was some soda stains on it to?

It reads....

ATTENTION ALL ABLE BODIED ROCKETEERS

YOU WHO IS READING THIS INVITATION ARE OFFICIALLY INVITED TO THE MOST LUXURIOUS, ACTION PACKED, SUGAR COATED PARTY OF THE YEAR (forget that it's January right now..so.)
YOU MUST COME TO THE SNACK LOUNGE NUMBER 22 AND DO THE FOLLOWING

Ye must stand on thy head and say the secret word Red Magmar and ye will pass through unscaved. Speaketh the wrong words and you will be denied so much candy (so much).

HURRY NOW BEFORE YOU ARRIVE TOO LATE AND MISS OUT ON THE BEST THING EVER JUST BECAUSE

The words trail off sloppily down the right hand side end portion of the kindergarten invitation.