WWFG Titantron
Following the Money in the Bank Ladder Match, the tron cut to a shot of a log cabin in the mountains of North Carolina. The camera would pan to the back of the house, where the same man who was featured in an earlier promo was once again on the tron. A large smile on his face illustrated his general positive personality. He would begin seaking in a booming voice.
"HELLO AGAIN MY FRIENDS, I TRULY HOPE DAT YOU ARE ENJOYIN' DA SHOW LIVE AS MUCH AS I AM ENJOYIN' IT HERE IN BEAUTIFUL NORTH CAROLINA!!!"
The man would turn over his shoulder and look out at the view, still speaking as he did so.
"Ya know, it's amazing da emphasis America has placed on wealth. Money for da bus, money for da bars, money for da fancy houses filled with all da fancy tings dat dey buy from da stores filled with things built, sewn, and assembled by my people, for pennies compared to da $15 an hour dat these people want to flip burgers in an air conditioned restaurant. Money is everyting ta da people of dis country, and it's da very reason dat dis company is falling apart. You see, like America, WWFG is on life support. You've got a 12 year vet pullin double duty on the WrestleMania card just ta stretch it out and ya tink dat ya don't have problems? Da problem is despite da best of circumstances, each and every one of you have become what you despise. You have become complacent, and change is da enemy of complacency my friends. Change is upon you all, and it's closer den you tink...are you ready?
"HELLO AGAIN MY FRIENDS, I TRULY HOPE DAT YOU ARE ENJOYIN' DA SHOW LIVE AS MUCH AS I AM ENJOYIN' IT HERE IN BEAUTIFUL NORTH CAROLINA!!!"
The man would turn over his shoulder and look out at the view, still speaking as he did so.
"Ya know, it's amazing da emphasis America has placed on wealth. Money for da bus, money for da bars, money for da fancy houses filled with all da fancy tings dat dey buy from da stores filled with things built, sewn, and assembled by my people, for pennies compared to da $15 an hour dat these people want to flip burgers in an air conditioned restaurant. Money is everyting ta da people of dis country, and it's da very reason dat dis company is falling apart. You see, like America, WWFG is on life support. You've got a 12 year vet pullin double duty on the WrestleMania card just ta stretch it out and ya tink dat ya don't have problems? Da problem is despite da best of circumstances, each and every one of you have become what you despise. You have become complacent, and change is da enemy of complacency my friends. Change is upon you all, and it's closer den you tink...are you ready?
The tron would cut to static suddenly...and the lights would go pitch black.Suddenly the PA system begins to softly play an Old Bill Whithers tune.
Ain't no sunshine when she gone...
It's not warm when she's away
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone...
She's always gone too long
Anytime she goes away..."
The crowd would wait in anticipation for the lights to come back up, and after about 5 seconds a orange hue would fill the arena, as the man who had been featured on the tron twice this evening erupted from the back. He walked out onto the stage, where he paused for a moment, surveying the crowned who gave the newcomer a very warm reception. He certainly wasn't hard to look at, that's for sure. He had a satchel over his shoulder, and he made his way down the ramp, slapping high fives with the fans as he made his way down the long ramp to the ring.
He would pause as he came the ringside area, taking the satchel off his shoulder and tossing it into the ring. He would begin hopping from one heel to the other, hyping himself up before bolting to the apron and leaping up onto it, and then immediately leaping over the top rope and rolling out to mid ring...landing on one knee because the ladies love that.
The crowd would pop at the acrobatic display from this newcomer, and he would make his way up to his feet, reaching for a mic from the roadie and making his way to the center of the ring...he would squat down and hold the mic to his mouth, yelling out.
He would pause as he came the ringside area, taking the satchel off his shoulder and tossing it into the ring. He would begin hopping from one heel to the other, hyping himself up before bolting to the apron and leaping up onto it, and then immediately leaping over the top rope and rolling out to mid ring...landing on one knee because the ladies love that.
The crowd would pop at the acrobatic display from this newcomer, and he would make his way up to his feet, reaching for a mic from the roadie and making his way to the center of the ring...he would squat down and hold the mic to his mouth, yelling out.
"MADISON SQUARE GARDEN...GET UP ON YA FEET!!!! PUT YA BEER AND POPCORN DOWN N GET READY FOR ONE OF THE MOST HIGH ADRENALINE THINGS DAT YOU HAVE EVA WITNESSED!!!"
The crowd popped at the mention of the arena, and the man looked to keep the crowd going as he continued on.
"I gotta tell ya, its been quite a show. I spent last week filming those videos so dat I could let ya know just who I am. Now, I am here, standing in da middle of dis ring and I have just one ting ta say..."
The man would pause, allowing for anticipation to build.
"...MY NAME...is Kirk Hamilton!!! I am from Cape Verde, West Africa. I am a 5 foot 11 inch, 218 pound stick of dynamite dat is ready ta EXPLODE right here in the middle of this ring. I know a lot a people are wonderin just what it is dat I bring to da table round here...and let me answer each of those people right now. I am here ta put on a show, and in the spirit 'a competition I am here to push everyone I compete against ta bring de're very best ta da ring wen dey square off wit me. I am White African Awesome folks, its gonna take da best WWFG has ta offer ta keep me from skyrocketing ta da top. 'N juss ta prove dat I'm not a chump wit a big mouth, I'm gonna stand here in da centa 'a da ring 'n ask anyone in da back who feels like dey have sumting ta prove ta da management 'round here ta come on out 'n let's give dese people a show...don't keep me waitin maaan."
Kirk would look down the ramp to see if there was anyone in the back who needed to make a name for themselves saw Hamitlon as a chance to put on a A+ quality match.