How 2 Goat

[Anhelisk]

OR: A silly living guide on how to roleplay quadrupedal ruminant omnivores!

The intention for this is for people to drop funny little tips and tricks for how roleplay works with matope's kin. Do's and dont's, etc... especially when they're funny. This is by no means a definitive/official work.

As a living guide: anyone's free to add posts.

To make it easy to scan, make things Not To Do in crimson, Maybe to Do in goldenrod, and Things To Do in green!

All staff have freedom to edit the second post for A) accuracy, and B) updates, if I'm ever slow to do that or disappear!  

[Anhelisk]

How To Goat!

• Thing (Submitted By: Namegoeshere)
  
  

How Mebbe To Goat?

• Thing (Submitted By: Namegoeshere)
  
  

Not to be Goating Here....

• Goats are not ponies. They have no magic to make items magically stick to hooves. If you can't do it with your clenched fist, they can't do it with their hoof!
  
  
• Goats have pretty fur. This hide is probably too thick to show any sort of blush through their fur– so they probably never evolved blushing, even if goat is pretty albino goat make all the other goats go waaaaah. Instead? Blustering. Nervous giggling, looking away, shifting from foot-to-foot... all that other lovely body language!

Goat have many friend animal. Any animals that live on an ocean coast or in a swamp, desert, or mountain can be found in the respective climate– unless it's got hooves. Boars and pigs are the only exceptions!

Thing (Submitted By: Namegoeshere)