Funny things...

[Platinum_Behemoth252]

Here is a place to post/discuss funny things you see on the net...since i am making this thread i will post one of my many things...

[Phanaridie]

THAT'S FRAKIN HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

[sabre_sword]

Funny Flash movies:

CLICK ME!  

[Phanaridie]

http://www.muffinfilms.net  

[Lord_of_Spank]

You know something funny?
I jst bought shoezies!
I have been wearing jst socks for so long!
I HAVE SHOES!
*throws confetti*
*molests a pigeon*
*eats cake*
HURRAH!!!!!!
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....that pigeon isnt looking so good...
MEDIC!!!!!!!!  

[Platinum_Behemoth252]

...oh my sweet jumping jesus on a ritz cracker...
...you jst molested that pigeon...
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...yea...
...you pretty much raped the damn thing...
...i didnt even know pigeons had that much blood in them...
...wow...oh btw do you like your new profile?  

[Lord_of_Spank]

Platinum_Behemoth252

...oh my sweet jumping jesus on a ritz cracker...
...you jst molested that pigeon...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...yea...
...you pretty much raped the damn thing...
...i didnt even know pigeons had that much blood in them...
...wow...oh btw do you like your new profile?

Yes i do like it!
Its SPLENDIFOROUS!!!!
Maniacal but Comical...thats my bro.
...you know something i havent had in a while...
a Cadberry Egg...
mmmmmMammal eggs...  

[Phanaridie]

Lord_of_Spank

Platinum_Behemoth252

...oh my sweet jumping jesus on a ritz cracker...
...you jst molested that pigeon...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...yea...
...you pretty much raped the damn thing...
...i didnt even know pigeons had that much blood in them...
...wow...oh btw do you like your new profile?

Yes i do like it!
Its SPLENDIFOROUS!!!!
Maniacal but Comical...thats my bro.
...you know something i havent had in a while...
a Cadberry Egg...
mmmmmMammal eggs...

Pigeon Molestation. Wow.....now there's something to get off on. ^_^  

[sabre_sword]

My friend ate one of those eggs and she had a fever of 110 deg. the next day. eek  

[Platinum_Behemoth252]

If you guys really wanna hear a funny story i will tell you about the time i got my d**k stuck in a bottle!  

[Phanaridie]

Platinum_Behemoth252

If you guys really wanna hear a funny story i will tell you about the time i got my d**k stuck in a bottle!

Now this has to be good. I SO wanna hear it!  

[sabre_sword]

Phanari

Platinum_Behemoth252

If you guys really wanna hear a funny story i will tell you about the time i got my d**k stuck in a bottle!

Now this has to be good. I SO wanna hear it!

-nod nod- 3nodding  

[Phanaridie]

Josh told me an interesting story about shoving a bottle half way up his friends a** once.....  

[chubby_choco]

I wanna hear BOTH these stories!!  

[Phanaridie]

chubby_choco

I wanna hear BOTH these stories!!

.....where to begin...?

Sleep over in HS and he was a sleeping, but half awake. Now he's violent when people wake him up wrong. When his body feels threatened, he WILL act upon it. Anyway, his friend was putting his a** in Josh's face while he slept so that when Josh woke up, there'd be a full moon out.

Josh, being the mischievious little son of a b***h that I love, decides to wake up quietly and play a little prank on the pranker. So he reaches into his sleeping bag for a bottle of water and quietly moves it up to SHOVE IT right up into this dude's a**.

When I say shove, I mean that the bottle was HALF WAY TO THE PAPER! The sipper top had brown caked on it when they pulled it out. Gross, but totally hilarious. Josh says, "You ******** with me, I'll ******** with you." ^_^