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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 12:29 pm
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2016 9:26 pm
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The crowd was sitting in anticipation. The first match, and it was announced as a LADDER MATCH! The ladders set up all around the ring side, in the ramp way, enough ladders to use!
And suddenly-
YO LISTEN UP HERE'S A STORY ABOUT A LITTLE GUY THAT LIVES IN THE BLUE WORLD AND ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT AND EVERYTHING HE SEES IS JUST BLUE, LIKE HIM, INSIDE AND OUTSIDE
BLUE HIS HOUSE, WITH A BLUE LITTLE WINDOW AND A BLUE CORVETTE AND EVERYTHING IS BLUE FOR HIM AND HIMSELF, AND EVERY BODY AROUND BECAUSE HE AIN'T GOT, NOBODY TO LISTEN TO LISTEN TO LISTEN TO
The whole arena was turned to a blue lighting, with spot lights flashing around the arena. Suddenly once the song picked up at the chorus started a rave strobe lighting with the blue.
I'M BLUE DABADE DABADA DABADEEE DABADA DABADE DABADA
Ultimo Insano and Ultimo Meanie appeared at the center of the stage, Insano strutting, jumping around, as Meanie is truffle shuffling, coming out to Blue by Eiffel 65. Ultimo Insano wearing his normal Lucha gear, Meanie wearing a tight shirt that exposed his gut, and black shorts with painted glasses on his face, both men dancing around like total goofs. Soon the chorus would die down and start the verse.
I HAVE A BLUE HOUSE WITH A BLUE WINDOW BLUE IS THE COLOR, OF ALL THAT I WEAR BLUE IN THE STREETS AND ALL THE TREES ARE TOO! I HAVE A GIRL FRIEND, AND SHE IS SO BLUEEEE!
Both Ultimos continued dancing their way down the ramp, the crowd silent and completely confused, not knowing what to make of these two.
Announcer: NOW INTRODUCING, AT A TOTAL COMBINED WEIGHT OF 414 POUNDS ((Meanie 240, Insano 172)), ULTIMO MEANIE, AND THE ULTIMO INSAAAAAANOOOOOOO!
BLUE ARE THE PEOPLE HERE THAT WALK AROUND BLUE LIKE MY CORVETTE, IT'S STANDING OUTSIIIIDE! BLUE ARE THE WORDS I SAY AND WHAT I THINK BLUE ARE THE FEELINGS, THAT LIVE INSIDE MEEEEE!
By the time the chorus would hit again, Insano had shot himself through the middle and bottom ropes, rolling back to his feet in the middle of the ring. Meanie would pull himself up to the apron by the ropes and steps through the ropes to get in quickly. Throughout the chorus they started to dance again in the ring. The crowd not into it at all. Soon Ultimo would go to the top rope and do a backflip, landing on his feet in the ring, dropping to a knee. Meanie would bounce off the ropes opposite hard camera, and come back and do a sloppy somersault, going to a knee next to Insano in the center of the ring. The lights went back on, to normal, and both Meanie and Insano would stand up. The music stopped playing and both did a two handed high five before turning to the stage waiting for their opponents. The crowd that was still confused were silent, the faint few of the crowd were cheering the fun dancing babyfaces.
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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2016 5:36 pm
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Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2016 11:08 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 3:24 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2016 3:22 am
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2016 4:32 am
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"Hold everything, hold on for just one more moment!" Just before the bell could ring, none other than Joe the Pizza Guy stepped out, microphone in hand.
"A tag team member was indeed found Miranda. It took some last minute convincing to get him to agree to the match, but you have none other than my client as your tag team partner!" Joe quickly continued as the audience grew restless, an explanation could certainly wait for a later time. "Miranda, Las Vegas, Nevada, Ladies and gentlemen watching at home! Allow me to take a moment to reintroduce you all to the one true Legacy of the WWF. His accomplishments here are near endless! To name a few, this man is the 2008 Royal Rumble winner, Deific Champion, Intercontinental Champion, Pure Champion, 2014 and 2016 Money in the Bank winner and the record breaking Legacy champion, holding the title on three different occasions! One of the most decorated athletes in the Hall of Fame! This man is from Phoenix, Arizona, Cyrus The Dreeeeeeeeam Everblaze!"BREAK!Caught out alone, and I'm tryin to be free. Caught up in things that are inside of me. Lookin for something that I cannot see. Losing my faith but I'm tryin to believe. THE WORLD IS AFTER ME!Fans jumped to their feet and the arena erupted with cheers as the music erupted over the PA. After only a moment, the man of Dreams himself stepped out onto the stage. In his left hand he held his signature weapon, his chair wrapped in barbed wire. Joe the Pizza Guy stepped beside his comrade. "Cyrus! Cyrus! Cyrus!" Cyrus looked up into the audience, the view of the mass of cheering crowds always left the man breathless.
Cyrus still wasn't in any rush to make it to the ring as he casually walked down the ramp. Seeing how the bell already rung, whatever happened while he made his journey to the ring, happened. The thought of working with Miranda didn't sit well with the man of Dreams.
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2016 12:57 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 11:24 am
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 12:25 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 12:36 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 12:53 pm
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