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 Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2018 3:11 pm
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Garden Club Booth
You see before you a heavily decorated booth with a plant-like theme, several pots and seed packets, and a sizable, misted-up greenhouse tent in the back. A burlap sack, decorated with sequins, glitter, and googly eyes, sits on the booth, calling you over. It's obvious that it's full of something magical, mirthful even.
Less magical is the grumpy looking teenage greenblood with branching horns sitting at the booth, squinting intently at a book. As you come closer, you can see that the book is a wiggler-level language book. Behind him are three large posters, one showing off the New Hemisect star Punkie Vielli, a very Juggalo-themed poster with flowers everywhere advertising something called a “Mirthful Garden Club,” and a surprisingly calm poster talking about something called the “Lightseekers”. Only slightly less prominently are posters for an “Explorers Club” and, of course, the Cult of the Mirthful Messiahs. You can see that there are also accompanying brochures neatly stacked and waiting for your grubby paws.
He looks up as you approach, seemingly thankful for the interruption… though you can’t really tell, since his expression is unchanging and he seems to be waiting for you to say something. What you can tell is that he is not a Juggalo himself.
Huh.
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2018 3:12 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2018 3:13 pm
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It’s a Plant Maze, Bitches!
As you approach, you notice that the greenblood appears to be out for now. You also notice the large greenhouse. Kinda odd considering it's the middle of winter, but maybe that's what draws you in. As you approach, a party popper explodes over your head, seeming to lead you to a greenhouse door decorated in colorful depictions of plants.
As soon you step near a juggalo bursts out to greet you. "Welcome my dear bitchin hoes!" The orangeblood juggalo cheers and proceeds to pop more party poppers in your face. "Have you just come to the damn right place! I'm in desperate need of a ******** hero!! And you look like just the b***h to fit the ******** bill!" The girl pokes your nose before continuing. "I've lost my poor sweet morail, and I can't find the ******** anywhere!" A tear comes to the juggalo's eye and she wipes it away before it can mess with her immaculate face paint.
"But! Now that your a** is here, we can fix this ******** tragedy!" More confetti is thrown into your face. "Just enter the green godamned house and find him inside." The juggalo's eyes turn serious, and she leans in to whisper something in your ear, her manic smile inches from your ear. "You might find some other ******** thing in there..." The girl pulls away, her volume increasing, "Good thing a ******** hero is here now. Get your b***h a** in there and find him for me!"
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Game Rules:
Roll 3d4 and write a short response to the prompts you get below:
”dice prompts” 1: The air is warm, almost cloying with pollen and smells as you suddenly find yourself amid shelf after shelf of growing, live flowers of all shapes and colors. 2: The path here is shady – you can barely see the lights of bloodfest through the heavy leaves. Ferns grow out from dirt planters, along with a few fungi. Are you in a greenhouse, or in the middle of the forest? 3: Growing produce lines the path – is this where some of the plants from the planting game are kept? The path snakes through the various patches, overlooked by a laughing scaretroll. 4: The greenhouse is warm but, as you cross over a small boundary, it becomes a sort of dry heat. A pleasant, but not overpowering aroma wafts over the air, like fresh leaves. The plants around you, though, are small and unremarkable looking, but they do smell nice, too.
If you roll all of one number, you’ve reached a goal! Goals come with items – go for it!
”goals” 111: You run into the greenblood in the midst of the flowers, collecting a few. He sees you, hesitates for a moment, then wraps a bundle up and hands it to you. Once the bouquet is firmly in your hands, he wanders off, and you quickly lose sight of him among the plants….  222: You find a green-hued portable recouparoon under a large, shady plant in the very back of the greenhouse. Is this where the greenblood sleeps during the day? A few luminescent flowers glow in a planter nearby. Suddenly, you see the greenblood -- hurrah, you found him! He hands you one of the glowing flowers, apparently in gratitude. [Glowing flower] 333: As you go deeper in, you realize that the mixed produce is now only punkins. You suddenly come face to face with a giant, grinning jack-o-lantern. It is very warm and somehow both inviting and unnerving. Suddenly, almost out of nowhere, a punkin appreciation badge gets slapped onto your clothing. You can’t see who did it, but the loud and holy WHOOP WHOOP! Is probably a tip-off.  444: You reach a few racks that are drying leaves under a heatlamp. The greenblood tells you that this is tea… and then demonstrates by making some right in front of you. He pours it into a thermos and hands it over, making some awkward conversation about the cold before wandering away, back into the greenhouse. [Lightseekers- themed Thermos] [Garden Club-themed Thermos]
If you don’t get any goals, feel free to take a leaf as a prize – there’s a few just laying around.
[leaf1][leaf2][leaf3]
Everyone who rolls a goal has a chance at getting a ticket! If no one makes it to a goal, then the ticket is raffled among all players.
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2018 3:15 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2018 3:16 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2018 7:15 am
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Gl!tch~ rolled 2 8-sided dice:
6, 4
Total: 10 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2018 7:24 am
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Melancholies rolled 2 8-sided dice:
5, 7
Total: 12 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2018 7:56 pm
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Sephos looked up as the first few boothgoers came by, watching intently as they began to plant things. If this was anything like last sweep, he would probably have to fix up a few, but that was fine. He was happy to.
"Hey." he said to the tealblood, giving her a wave in return. He could have sworn that she looked familiar, but he honestly wasn't sure. No matter -- she and Punkie appeared to be friends.
"You have an... uh, adjective, fruit-word, and another adjective?" he asked, his brow creasing, "I'm missing them."
This reading stuff was hard. Sure, he could figure out a fruit word, but adjectives... he was still not clear on it.
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DraconicFeline rolled 1 4-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-4)
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2018 6:11 am
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TICKETS!
Quote: Emiola - 1, 2 Luxara - 3, 4
Gl!tch~ Yay plants, and also a ticket for you!
buzzwolf Thanks for the words! The struggle, it is real.
No one went into the greenhouse so I guess there's a ticket that is either mouldering or confetti. What a fate!
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ROLLOVER!!!
”Sephos is currently looking for:” An Adjective A plural noun An Adjective
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Yamashii rolled 2 8-sided dice:
1, 6
Total: 7 (2-16)
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:20 pm
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Yamashii rolled 3 4-sided dice:
2, 1, 1
Total: 4 (3-12)
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:30 pm
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Plant Maze Prompts 1: The air is warm, almost cloying with pollen and smells as you suddenly find yourself amid shelf after shelf of growing, live flowers of all shapes and colors. 2: The path here is shady – you can barely see the lights of bloodfest through the heavy leaves. Ferns grow out from dirt planters, along with a few fungi. Are you in a greenhouse, or in the middle of the forest?
Amonee nodded in response to the request to go into the greenhouse and search for Punkie's lost moirail. It was so lush and green inside and honestly, the sight took away his breath for a moment. While the jadeblood was no stranger to plants, he had never seen such a beautiful greenhouse full of so much life before.
"How did they... do all of this?" His eyes scanned the area in wonder, looking up at the dark leaves overhead blocking out the lights. It was like he was in a jungle or rain forest. Running his hand along some of the leaves, he kept wandering down the path. Next time, he would bring a sketchbook and take his time admiring the different species they had growing in here. Some of them looked very rare or at least, uncommon.
"Sephos? Are you in here?" Amonee called out but his search yielded nothing. He couldn't stay much longer, he had to get back to the Nightly Grind! But he would most certainly be back here soon. |
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:02 pm
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