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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2018 5:50 pm
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This booth is an absolute mess. It looks like someone with no taste and a devious attitude has gone completely decor-mad, covering it in a pile of completely unrelated garbage. Stuffed animals, string, shoes, pots, everything but the kitchen sink seems to be tied and nailed to it. Two tvs sit on either side on stacks of the same junk, blasting incomprehensible gibberish music and showing surreal, bright, strobing scenes.
You almost don't realize there's a troll manning it, as her outfit is more of the same, and when she stands still she is entirely camouflaged. Still, there is a blueblood, who when you get close enough, hollers at the top of her lungs directly into your face.
SQUOOB A DOOB!
Reaching behind the counter, she thrusts something into your hands. Are you ready to squoob?
Now if only you knew what the heck you were supposed to be doing ...
Select what you have been handed from the following list:
A rubber chicken A ball of socks A five pronged spatula A single shoelace A newspaper sheet folded into the shape of a boat An unopened package of dry pasta
Is that your doob? Who knows. Now, how to ... squoob it?
Select from the following list and roll the corresponding dice:
Brush it gently across the face of the blueblood. [1d4] Throw it on the ground and walk away. [1d6] Give it a unsure pat, then throw it into the crowd. [1d8] Smack some of the things nailed to the booth with it. [1d10] Try and break it somehow. [1d12] Hand it back to the blueblood. [1d20] Hold it in the air and holler SQUOOB A DOOB! [1d100]
As soon as you finish, the sound from the tvs switch to a shrill alarm bell, and the blueblood screams her catchphrase again, throwing two handfuls of confetti up in the air. It looks like ... you might have ... squoobed?
OOC: Rp your troll squoobing their doob in the roll post - no min wordcount but don't give me three words. Live the experience. It might increase your prize..? You will be quoted at the end of the day with the result of your actions. Good luck squoobers!
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purplerosesbeauty rolled 1 10-sided dice:
8
Total: 8 (1-10)
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2018 6:33 am
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Gl!tch~ rolled 1 100-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2018 6:47 am
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Looking at the booth in front of them, Wander felt some major dread. Messy, weird, confusing... She didn't work well with that. The troll running the booth didn't help any either.
"Uh...." A newspaper boat came into her grasp. "U-uh......."
Wander looked over at Poe. Despite his efforts, she wasn't sure if it was doing anything productive. Maybe she was supposed to...play along? With whatever the heck was going on?
She took a glance at Cynril, too, then shrugged. Wander, face already turning orange at the thought of what she was about to do, focused on the blueblood in front of them again.
She lifted up the boat, took a breath, and let out a shaky yell. "S-SQUOOBADOOB!"
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ImaginationsParadise rolled 1 100-sided dice:
73
Total: 73 (1-100)
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penemueIntuition rolled 1 20-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-20)
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2018 7:34 am
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At this point really, all Mahmud was trying to do was peruse the stands and get a good idea of what he wanted to do this Bloodfest. After all... last time he decided to get willy nilly at them, he became both a Bodybuffing champion and apparently a member of the JROTC? Not a good idea.
This particular stand's messiness was enough to make him extremely uncomfortable, and just as he had decided to try elsewhere... the chipper troll running the booth screamed SOME ungodly thing at him and then just shoved a paper boat into his hand!
"Aah! Uh..."
For a moment, Mahmud only stood there, blinking at her. Then, he gently turned the boat over and examined it. Gosh it was really nice quality... Someone put a lot of love and care into it. Despite having been a little startled before, seeing good construction put a smile on Mahmud's face. He spends some time lost in thought before finally realizing. "Oh! Sorry! Lemme give it back." As much as he'd love this tiny paper boat in his room, really it didn't belong to him
Gingerly, he hands the boat back to the booth's owner, as if it'd shatter if he dropped it.
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Micillia rolled 1 10-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-10)
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:16 am
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Buzzwulf rolled 1 8-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-8)
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Melancholies rolled 1 100-sided dice:
29
Total: 29 (1-100)
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saedusk rolled 1 6-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-6)
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2018 4:21 pm
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"It's loud. I don't like it." If Masoal had ears to flatten, they would've been back against his skull like a cat's. Whatever this bullshit was, he hated it, and he hated that Emiola was leading them closer to it. It had gotten harder for him to deny her odd requests and even odder flights of fancy in recent sweeps, but that didn't mean he had to enjoy the weird antics she always managed to drag him into.
Okay, sometimes it actually morphed into some semblance of fun, even for a troll like Masoal, but this time it seemed pretty unlikely.
"Stop shouting!" he yelled in response like it was a contest. Whatever a squoob a doob was, he didn't like how loud it made everything. The unappetizing unopened package of dry pasta Emiola had casually handed him took a quick one way trip directly to the ground. Heck, he even stepped on it for good measure. "I don't like it. I'm leaving."
Masoal stormed away, but stopped before he got too far. As much as he wanted to go, he couldn't just leave Emiola. Stomping back, he grabbed what was left of the pasta in her hand and threw that on the ground too before taking her wrist to pull her away.
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Hobo Pixi rolled 1 10-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-10)
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2018 4:38 pm
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nepsah rolled 1 20-sided dice:
13
Total: 13 (1-20)
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2018 4:52 pm
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Taki-di rolled 1 8-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-8)
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:08 pm
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Nictor Sabbat Doob: An unopened package of dry pasta Squoob: Give it a unsure pat, then throw it into the crowd. [1d8]
Nictor wouldn't be able to tell you how he wound up at...uh. Squoob a doob?? But uh, well, here he was. Holding. A box of dry pasta.
He'd startled and barely restrained himself from swatting at the booth attendant when she'd leapt from the collage of eclectic items to scream in his face for reasons unknown. Nictor had started backpedaling but before he could get out of range, his wrist had been grabbed, causing him to jerk away and eye the crazed troll in concern only to be handed pasta.
A box. Of pasta.
So far, looking between the pasta and the blueblood offered no answers. The booth attendant also didn't seem interested in being forthcoming as to the purpose of the pasta, seeming already expecting Nictor to know. which he did not. But the attentive gaze boring into his own was leaving him more than a little confused.
Did. Was Bloodfest always like this? He didn't think he remembered being this blindsided all the time.
As Nictor tried to question the booth owner, he grew increasingly flustered by the lack of real response. Just more staring. The more he tried to talk, the worse he stuttered, the more he tried to gesticulate, the more the noise began pressing in his ears and he was getting worked up over a box of pasta-
Something brushed his shoulder and Nictor yelped, twisting around to face whatever it had been and his hand swung wide.
He no longer held a pasta box. A ways away an exclamation of baffled frustration was swallowed by the roar of the crowd.
Nictor nearly leapt out of his skin when behind him, a siren blare went off and his body went rigid, whipping his head around, chest tightening-
And got a face full of confetti.
What was this place. Why was he here.
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zeflamigo rolled 1 100-sided dice:
68
Total: 68 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2018 9:16 pm
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leon_a_darkangel rolled 1 100-sided dice:
87
Total: 87 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2018 9:49 pm
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Hivestuck rolled 1 4-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-4)
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2018 3:55 am
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