HERE BE GOLD!

[Hzza]

After a night of beer, weed and sexual inuendo, I wasn't feeling myself. Eventually passing out at 6am, I woke at 5 in the evening, gagging for a poo. This is what I saw when i looked between my legs (my nuts had already been moved aside, otherwise it'd be like looking at the back of a babies head).



I also just wanted to point out that I haven't eaten sweetcorn since 1995 as part of an experiment. My findings speak for themselves!

DISCUSS - funny shaped poo, babies heads, suspicious findings

EAT - the table, not sweetcorn  

[CokePixie]

it looks like a p***s  

[Vexxed]

lmao

your digestive system must be really slow

xd xd xd  

[punkarama]

Your charming the pants off me.  

[Black Briar]

Sweet corn must stick to your organs... Maybe someday they'll open someone up for sugery and be like "holy s**t", because their insides will be coated with it.  

[primaI]

Well it gets stuck in your teeth pretty easily - Corn I mean, not s**t.

I don't doubt it'd stick around in your digestive system for a bit.  

[Hzza]

maybe thats what the spleen is for, storing sweetcorn for poo and carrots for vomit  

[punkarama]

I don't think i've ever puked up carrots.  

[Hzza]

punkarama

I don't think i've ever puked up carrots.

i thought that everyone has puked up carrots?  

[Black Briar]

Hzza

punkarama

I don't think i've ever puked up carrots.

i thought that everyone has puked up carrots?

No that defiantely may just be you.  

[Hzza]

Black Briar

Hzza

punkarama

I don't think i've ever puked up carrots.

i thought that everyone has puked up carrots?

No that defiantely may just be you.

no, no, its only you 2 that haven't  

[punkarama]

Hzza

Black Briar

Hzza

punkarama

I don't think i've ever puked up carrots.

i thought that everyone has puked up carrots?

No that defiantely may just be you.

no, no, its only you 2 that haven't

We're freaks of nature.  

[primaI]

Hzza

maybe thats what the spleen is for, storing sweetcorn for poo and carrots for vomit

eek Of course

I think I've vommed carrot before. Maybe it's a having a p***s thing.  

[punkarama]

Tommy the Cat

Hzza

maybe thats what the spleen is for, storing sweetcorn for poo and carrots for vomit

eek Of course

I think I've vommed carrot before. Maybe it's a having a p***s thing.

Theres only one way to solve this ... Vexxed has both, so lets ask her if she's ever spewed carrots.  

[Hzza]

punkarama

Tommy the Cat

Hzza

maybe thats what the spleen is for, storing sweetcorn for poo and carrots for vomit

eek Of course

I think I've vommed carrot before. Maybe it's a having a p***s thing.

Theres only one way to solve this ... Vexxed has both, so lets ask her if she's ever spewed carrots.

carrots and sweetcorn, or poon and peen?