Im a little bit drunk

[primaI]

Hizman 5000 will vouch for me
I am a total lightweight

Two pints usually and I am in dizzyland

Four pints and I'm kicking down doors and falling asleep in College

Today I've drank 2 pints, 2 bottles of beer and 2 JD and cokes. 3rd bottle of beer waiting in the fridge.

biggrin

Let's make teh mad buttsecks!

But I do the giving. My poo hole is not for screwing. Because it's sacred. And hairy. AND I DONT DO DOUBLE STANDARD b***h BECAUSE I AM GOD

That is all.  

[Vexxed]

i can't believe you dont like champaign  

[Hzza]

b***h, who you calling hizman 5000?!?!  

[punkarama]

I WAS going to drink on Saturday but then I was all like s**t nooooooooooo I can't cause I have this viral throaght infection thing, and well I like breathing.  

[primaI]

Hzza

b***h, who you calling hizman 5000?!?!

I thought it sounded cool  

[Vexxed]

Tommy the Cat

Hzza

b***h, who you calling hizman 5000?!?!

I thought it sounded cool

rofl  

[CokePixie]

wow you spell really well when you're drunk, i'm impressed.  

[primaI]

CokePixie

wow you spell really well when you're drunk, i'm impressed.

Years of experience

And a delete key. That helps.  

[Vexxed]

i can type well when i'm drunk too
just most of the time i choose not too

it just takes to much effort  

[Hzza]

Tommy the Cat

Hzza

b***h, who you calling hizman 5000?!?!

I thought it sounded cool

it makes me think of that crappy bran-van 3000 song

"WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING DRINKING IN L.A?"  

[primaI]

Hzza

Tommy the Cat

Hzza

b***h, who you calling hizman 5000?!?!

I thought it sounded cool

it makes me think of that crappy bran-van 3000 song

"WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING DRINKING IN L.A?"

Oh that, that was bollocks.

It makes me think of Powerman 5000 if anything.  

[Hzza]

Tommy the Cat

Hzza

Tommy the Cat

Hzza

b***h, who you calling hizman 5000?!?!

I thought it sounded cool

it makes me think of that crappy bran-van 3000 song

"WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING DRINKING IN L.A?"

Oh that, that was bollocks.

It makes me think of Powerman 5000 if anything.

"WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING DRINKING IN L.A?"  

[punkarama]

I hate powerman 5000.  

[CokePixie]

punkarama

I hate powerman 5000.

i love you.  

[punkarama]

CokePixie

punkarama

I hate powerman 5000.

i love you.

heart Awwww I love you to. heart