your mom

[natural_beauty009]

yo mommas so fat, that she has to bring a sofa with her to restaraunts.  

[my dog ate my sanity]

Oh yah? Well: Your Face.  

[natural_beauty009]

its just a joke. i dont really mean it, ya know. i just think momma jokes r kinda funny.  

[my dog ate my sanity]

I know... I use them alot... well... not the actual jokes, just the mindless retorts that are insanely juvinile and annoying mrgreen  

[Wolfgirl55]

here's a few!
" yo momma's so fat, she saw a school bus full of white kids and yelled 'stop that twinkie!'"
"yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the tv and watches the couch!"
"yo momma's so fat, she has her own zip code!"
"yo momma's so fat i did two laps around her and got lost!"
"yo momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell 'taxi!'"
"yo momma's so dumb, rednecks don't even like her."
"yo momma's so hairy, chewbaka told her to shave."
"yo momma's so stinky, skunks told her to get some deoderant."

these are some i heard from someone. xD  

[Shy.Blue.Butterfly.]

Wolfgirl55

here's a few!
" yo momma's so fat, she saw a school bus full of white kids and yelled 'stop that twinkie!'"
"yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the tv and watches the couch!"
"yo momma's so fat, she has her own zip code!"
"yo momma's so fat i did two laps around her and got lost!"
"yo momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell 'taxi!'"
"yo momma's so dumb, rednecks don't even like her."
"yo momma's so hairy, chewbaka told her to shave."
"yo momma's so stinky, skunks told her to get some deoderant."

these are some i heard from someone. xD

lol.  

[Shy.Blue.Butterfly.]

yo mommas so fat, that she puts mayonaise on asprin.  

[my dog ate my sanity]

Example of my uses for "your mom"

Teacher: You should do some work.
Me: Your mom should do some work


Friend: Someone took my sandwich!
Me: Your mom took your sandwich!  

[Wolfgirl55]

"Your mom is so ugly, when she did a model campaign, it was the largest murder in the history of the US. She was arrested."

i dunno. that one's random. mrgreen  

[my dog ate my sanity]

My favorite retort to those are "Oh yah? Well your a prostateitute"  

[Shy.Blue.Butterfly.]

ur mommas so fat, that she masterbates to a cookbook.  

[my dog ate my sanity]

burning_eyes  

[Shy.Blue.Butterfly.]

demonic_angel009

yo mommas so fat, that she has to bring a sofa with her to restaraunts.

yo mommas so fat, that when she sits on an airplane, she sits next to EVERYBODY.  

[my dog ate my sanity]

I'm running out...  

[Wolfgirl55]

yo momma's so hairy, someone mistook her for a yeti and called the animal shelter.

these are getting really lame.