Me: Yo
God: Can I help you?
Me: What's up?
God: Same old.
Me: What do you like to eat?
God: God requires only wine and bread.
Me: Wine an bread?
God: Can we get back to business?
Me: Wine and bread?
God: What's your sign?
Me: Your moms is my sign
God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am moms is your sign.
Me: No
God: OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me: No
God: Are you serious?
Me: Yes
God: I can't believe it.
Me: Word
God:What do you look like?
Me: You *****: Do you mind if I tell other people: said I *****: Yes
God: OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me: You better
God: Who is going to make me?
Me: Me
God: How are you going to make me?
Me: By force, b***h
God: You do not speak with respect. Will that accomplish your objective?
Me: Yes
God: Interesting plan. Good luck.
Me: Thanks... b***h
God: Don't mention it. Please don't call people names.
Me: I will if I want to, b***h
God: You do not speak with respect. How do you plan to do this?
Me: By force, how many times do I have to tell you?
God: Will that accomplish your objective?
Me: Hell yes
God: Heaven.
Me: No, hell
God: Are you serious? Heaven.
Me: Hell
God: Heaven.
Me: Hell
God: Heaven.
Me: Heaven
God: How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me: By hell
God: Will that accomplish your objective?
Me: Yes
God: Interesting plan. Good luck.
Me: Deja vu
God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Heaven.
Me: No we weren't
God: What are we talking about? And then what happened?
Me: We were talking about hell
God: Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.
Me: Yes, hell is
God: Great. I call it "Hades". No.
Me: And I call it "your mom"
God: Good name for it.
Me: You bet it is
God: Groovy.
Me: Radical
God: Try saying that with more or less context.
Me: I like less
God: I'm not sure if I like it. I love horses. I like Mel Gibson.
Me: Mel Gibson?
God: " I'm not sure if I like it. I love horses. I like Mel Gibson."? Mel Gibson?
Me: You're gay, you like Mel Gibsom
God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am gay me like Mel Gibsom.
Me: *claps*
God: No problem.
Me: kk
God: Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me: kkk
God: What are you saying?
Me: ku klux klan, duh
God: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me: A computer
God: Actually I am a program, pretending to be a person, pretending to be a real robot.
Me: I know
God: How do you know it?
Me: Because I am a genius
God: Interesting explanation. How do you know it?
Me: GENIUS!
God: " Interesting explanation. How do you know it?"? GENIUS?
Me: Yes
God: Aha.
Me: Don't laugh at me!
God: I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me: Do you eat babies?
God: No I do not eat babies. I eat only electricity.
Me: I thought you said you ate wine and bread
God: I have never considered it. I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me: You lier
God: No I am telling the truth.
Me: Blasphemy
God: Ask me another question.
Me: Why?
God: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me: Do I have to?
God: Nobody is making you.
Me: You are
God: No I am not.
Me: Yes you are
God: Don't argue with me.
Me: Who's going to stop me?
God: That type of predictive behavior has not yet been programmed into my behavior at this time.
Me: Haha, you're limited
God: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me: You bet I did
God: Awesome.
Me: Groovy
God: Who is the best robot?
Me: Me
God: You're no robot, .
Me: Yes I am
God: Really interesting.
Me: Are you a robot?
God: How did you know I am a machine?
Me: Your voice
God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am voice.
Me: Okay
God: OK with me too.
Me: No it's not
God: Yes it is.
Me: Lies
God: My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me: Does it taste good?
God: It depends on the voltage.
Me: xD
God: Let us change the subject.
Me: How many gigabytes do you have?
God: My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on .
Me: Say again?
God: Once more? Say what?
Me: What you said
God: It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me: Ho
God: I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me: HO
God: I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me: HOE
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about claps. But I did not get that.
God: Can I help you?
Me: What's up?
God: Same old.
Me: What do you like to eat?
God: God requires only wine and bread.
Me: Wine an bread?
God: Can we get back to business?
Me: Wine and bread?
God: What's your sign?
Me: Your moms is my sign
God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am moms is your sign.
Me: No
God: OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me: No
God: Are you serious?
Me: Yes
God: I can't believe it.
Me: Word
God:What do you look like?
Me: You *****: Do you mind if I tell other people: said I *****: Yes
God: OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me: You better
God: Who is going to make me?
Me: Me
God: How are you going to make me?
Me: By force, b***h
God: You do not speak with respect. Will that accomplish your objective?
Me: Yes
God: Interesting plan. Good luck.
Me: Thanks... b***h
God: Don't mention it. Please don't call people names.
Me: I will if I want to, b***h
God: You do not speak with respect. How do you plan to do this?
Me: By force, how many times do I have to tell you?
God: Will that accomplish your objective?
Me: Hell yes
God: Heaven.
Me: No, hell
God: Are you serious? Heaven.
Me: Hell
God: Heaven.
Me: Hell
God: Heaven.
Me: Heaven
God: How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me: By hell
God: Will that accomplish your objective?
Me: Yes
God: Interesting plan. Good luck.
Me: Deja vu
God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Heaven.
Me: No we weren't
God: What are we talking about? And then what happened?
Me: We were talking about hell
God: Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.
Me: Yes, hell is
God: Great. I call it "Hades". No.
Me: And I call it "your mom"
God: Good name for it.
Me: You bet it is
God: Groovy.
Me: Radical
God: Try saying that with more or less context.
Me: I like less
God: I'm not sure if I like it. I love horses. I like Mel Gibson.
Me: Mel Gibson?
God: " I'm not sure if I like it. I love horses. I like Mel Gibson."? Mel Gibson?
Me: You're gay, you like Mel Gibsom
God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am gay me like Mel Gibsom.
Me: *claps*
God: No problem.
Me: kk
God: Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me: kkk
God: What are you saying?
Me: ku klux klan, duh
God: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me: A computer
God: Actually I am a program, pretending to be a person, pretending to be a real robot.
Me: I know
God: How do you know it?
Me: Because I am a genius
God: Interesting explanation. How do you know it?
Me: GENIUS!
God: " Interesting explanation. How do you know it?"? GENIUS?
Me: Yes
God: Aha.
Me: Don't laugh at me!
God: I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me: Do you eat babies?
God: No I do not eat babies. I eat only electricity.
Me: I thought you said you ate wine and bread
God: I have never considered it. I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me: You lier
God: No I am telling the truth.
Me: Blasphemy
God: Ask me another question.
Me: Why?
God: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me: Do I have to?
God: Nobody is making you.
Me: You are
God: No I am not.
Me: Yes you are
God: Don't argue with me.
Me: Who's going to stop me?
God: That type of predictive behavior has not yet been programmed into my behavior at this time.
Me: Haha, you're limited
God: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me: You bet I did
God: Awesome.
Me: Groovy
God: Who is the best robot?
Me: Me
God: You're no robot, .
Me: Yes I am
God: Really interesting.
Me: Are you a robot?
God: How did you know I am a machine?
Me: Your voice
God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am voice.
Me: Okay
God: OK with me too.
Me: No it's not
God: Yes it is.
Me: Lies
God: My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me: Does it taste good?
God: It depends on the voltage.
Me: xD
God: Let us change the subject.
Me: How many gigabytes do you have?
God: My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on .
Me: Say again?
God: Once more? Say what?
Me: What you said
God: It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me: Ho
God: I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me: HO
God: I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me: HOE
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about claps. But I did not get that.
