Corey: yo
Me: Hi.
Corey: have you seen superman yet?>
Me: Nah.
Corey: do you want to go with me on wednesday?
Corey: i should have my new car by then
Me: I can probably pull that off.
Corey: excellent
Me: You think so?
Corey: and if all else fails if my sister doesnt have to work i can take her car
Me: Nice plan.
*Irrelivant pieces of conversation*
Corey: i have something to tell you
Corey: but i dont want to do it over the internet
Me: Why's that?
Corey: id rather do it in person if thats at all possible
Me: And thus I become confused.
Corey: trust me, its just better if i tell you in person
Corey: ^.^
Me: Should I be worried?
Corey: no, you should be delightfully curious
Me: I don't do delightfully curious. I do anxious and paranoid.
Corey: well try experiencing a new emotion
Me: Meh. That's overrated.
Corey: yeah i know, but i figured it was worth a shot
Corey: basically ive been doing some thinking lately
Corey: ive had a lot of free time since my car died
Me: Okay...?
Corey: and ive done some shitty things in the past and yet you still tolerate me for some reason
Me: For some reason.
Corey: and believe it or not that means something to this cold, black hearted asscock
Me: Oh really?
Corey: most people wouldve just said "******** 'em"
Corey: which is what i honestly expected you to do
Me: Oh, is that what you were going for?
Corey: and that im genuinely sorry for all of that s**t
Corey: and in thinking over these things... ive developed certain... emotions
Me: You know, I wasn't pressuring you into telling me now.
Corey: i know
Corey: thast why im not telling
allMe: Now that's just not nice.
Corey: yeah well, deep down im still a p***k
Me: I wouldn't expect anything less.
Corey: *giggle