What the ******** am I doing here...

[[ Danger Woman ]]

Why is it that I find myself returning to this guild whenever I've got the worst ******** hangovers?  

[CokePixie]

because we don't look down on you even when your hair's streaked with vomit?


or we're just ******** cool cool  

[[ Danger Woman ]]

That's so comforting. <3

I had nobody to hold my ******** hair this afternoon. mad  

[Space Jesus]

Yeah man, we iz easy like sunday morning.  

[[ Danger Woman ]]

Mmm' gotta love those lazy Sundays.

I do believe it is a fact that I smoke the most herb on Sundays.  

[punkarama]

I always have to work on Sundays you assholes.  

[Jeremy The Great]

I smoke before work.


Cuz it makes me forgot that I'm actually mindless rearranging the hangers in the clothing section for 8 hours and getting paid 7 dollars an hour for it.  

[[ Danger Woman ]]

I'm such a lucky c**t though.

I don't have to work weekends and if I feel like being a b***h, I can just call an hour beforehand and get out of work whenevah I need.

There are definately perks to being a saucey librarian at the University Archives.  

[primaI]

Jeremy The Great

I smoke before work.


Cuz it makes me forgot that I'm actually mindless rearranging the hangers in the clothing section for 8 hours and getting paid 7 dollars an hour for it.

I hear that. I smoke before work rarely, sometimes on a lunchbreak, it makes the day go easier. No one seems to notice at my work. I just chat more bollocks to people, and make old ladies feel my hair.  

[primaI]

[ Danger Woman ]

I'm such a lucky c**t though.

I don't have to work weekends and if I feel like being a b***h, I can just call an hour beforehand and get out of work whenevah I need.

There are definately perks to being a saucey librarian at the University Archives.

Free access to the photocopier to scan your a**?  

[[ Danger Woman ]]

Tommy the Cat

Free access to the photocopier to scan your a**?

Well...yeah.  

[punkarama]

The old ladies at work think I worship satan.  

[[ Danger Woman ]]

Pretty much all old ladies believe you worship satan if you...

1. Don't believe in god.

2. Wear skulls n' s**t on clothes.

3. Have sex and do drugs.

Needless to say, plenty of old ladies believe I worship satan as well.  

[CokePixie]

punkarama

The old ladies at work think I worship satan.

well... do you?  

[punkarama]

CokePixie

punkarama

The old ladies at work think I worship satan.

well... do you?

haha no ... but as danger said ... I don't believe in god, I do have a shirt with a skull and crossbones that I do wear to work on occasion, and I enjoy sex (can't do drugs ... but i'm sure I would if I could).