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((Ok ok I know you probabbly dont wat to read it but I'm bored and its late at night and I've been developing the idea for a week now and I have to do this. also dont hate me crying and my usual font which i use I wont be using for this Because It will be too small and troublesome to read.
All I have left to say is ONWARD WITH THE FAN FICTION))

Prank Time for The Beautiful Green Beast of Kohona

"BAKA DATTEBAYO!!" Naruto sweared as he continued to cuss about Perverted Hermit leaving for another rank-S mission, leaving him with nothing to do. His training would have to be posponed... again.

"Sorry! but I have to go! Its important!" he yelled trying not to explain where he was going.

"WELL WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO FOR THE NEXT WEEK!?!?!" Naruto screamed in Perverted Hermit ear. Hermit just rubbed his ear and walked off saying,
"Do whatever you want just dont get in trouble"

Naruto cussed as he turn to complain to Granny Tusnada when he saw Sakura-chan.

She had a quite happy grin on her face she was slightly flushed but non-the-less happy.

"Eh? Sakura-chan, why are you so happy" Naruto said in his normal stupid voice. She looked up and began to laugh. She covered her hand over her mouth to prevent from bursting out laughing.

"oh nothing,I was just thinking....." She giggled with her hand still covered over her mouth

"What WHAT!?!" Naruto said excitedly. She finally stopped laughing to tell him about what Tenten did to Lee the other day, when she finished her and Naruto burst out in laughter.

"AWW MAN" Naruto started "WE SHOULD PRANK FUZZY BROWS TOO!!"

"I know! But how?" Sakura said still giggling.

"Hmm......" Naruto murmured to himself "OH I KNOW!!"

((ohhhhh you thought that i was gonna tell you what he was going to do huh? well i'm not too bad))
((At the Dojo))

Lee-kun walked to the Dojo humilated by what happened to him yesterday. His face lowered his eyes no longer visible, he was angery yet depressed. Why did Tenten have to do that? He asked him self as he started doing handstand push-ups Why did Tenten have to be so harsh...What did I ever do to her? He continued to count pushups for the next hundred till he started again with She's mean... I didn't do anything worng and she....

He stopped for a moment until he finally thought Why'd did she make me think that Gai-sesnsi was gay?? And that he only trained me to be near me?? Why!?! Now because of her I can't even look at Gai-sesnsi without shivering at the very thought of what might happen... Why'd she go and do that why?

He started again harder and faster than ever trying to finish quickly when he stopped he jumped to see Neji and Tenten.

Tenten looked ashamed and Neji seemed to be staring at her angerly. Then Neji said,

"Say it...Say it now"

"Fine fine" Tenten said as she looked up at Lee, "Im sorry what I said isn't true, but..." she stopped to down then back up and yelled "But you should have seen the look on your face!!! It was hysterical!! I thought that I was going to die of laughter! Then after I said---" Neji covered her mouth with his hand.

"I rather not remember that and I bet Lee doesn't want to either," Neji said letting go of Tenten's mouth. Lee noded in agreement and then said
"Please say you didn't tell anyone"

"Uh....I-didnt?" she said then dropped her head down in shame "I did.. I told Sakura..."

"WHAT!!!!!!!" Lee began as he turned red with embaresment and anger, "WHY THOUGH!!!!!!!" Lee was very upset now too upset to even train. He ran off in shame like any person would.

((espeically that emo-p***y saskue))
((Back at the opening gate to Kohona))

"THATS A GREAT IDEA!!!" Sakura said in excitment but then spewed "but does it have to be me?"

Naruto spewed back,"OFCORSE IT HAS TOO!! HE LIKES YOU DOESNT HE?????"

"Yeah your right about that" she said.. She thought about how great that prank was going to be but then imagine the concequences of someone else seeing that going on she quickly removed the bad thoughts back to the good ones when Naruto said,

"THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME!!"

((Yep I'm still up^^ Surprised? you shouldn't be I'll probabbly pull an all nighter or I'll sleep till 12 in the afternoon^^ but anyway Chapter 2 is a go!!))
Previsouly in Prank time for the beautiful green beast of kohona
Lee recalls the harsh prank Tenten pulled on him and Naruto and Sakura plan their own little prank on lee...
ONWARD WITH MY FAN FICTION

Lee continued to run away to where Gai had made his squad to Genin. It was the only place that made him feel happy even when he was sad or troubled. He felt as if no one could humilate him here.

But little did he know that Naruto and Sakura were about to pull the biggest prank on him where he thought nothing would go wrong.
"OMG NARUTO THATS ---THATS----" she stopped straight in her tracks and then murmured "I hate you.....but its genious"

"Hehe! I knew it would be Sakura-chan" Naruto said in a sexy no jitsu form of Sakura ((Thats right he made a sexy form of Sakura get over it))

Naruto....or shall i say the Sakura impersonator began to run into town with a silly little smile on his...er..her face ((Me: *Fawp* ITS A GIRL)) Sakura ran with him to see if they could find Lee and weather or not they could pull it off or not. He pointed upward to see lee with his head lowered

"Ok Naruto I'll be behind the hallway opening so if it's a bust I'll grab you and go got it?" Sakura said

"Got it" said Naruto as the jumped to the hallway opening. Naruto looking like a sexier version on Sakura walked in the hallway and cried In Sakura's voice
"Lee-san!"

Lee looked up to see Sakura...or Sakura just a little more...uh mature ((yeah lets go with that)) His mouth dropped in shock to see Sakura look like she grew 10 years older expect for height. His faced turned as red as a Cherry tomato when he saw her

W-what happened to her?? I know that I haven't seen her in a while but..My youth she looks....words cant even discribe how she looks His eyes widened even more when he noticed that part of her dress was slipping off her shoulder.

Naruto giggled and ran up to him still looking like Sakura, and sat next to him while holding up the slipping part of the dress.

"Lee-san.. Whats wrong?" He asked sounding exactly like Sakura

"Oh nothing ,nothing" Lee muttered with his head tilted even lower to avoid looking at her. Naruto started to get annoyed by his restiance so he decied to get a closer look. Naruto got up from his seat and kneeled down in front and moved forward slowly so that his face was only inches from Lee's.
Lee opened his eyes to see a pouting Sakura. For the moment he let out a small yelp then pushed up on the back of his seat. Sakura got up In the name of youth this isn't happening! he thought in a confused yet happy way.
Naruto seperated his legs and sat on Lee's lap. Naruto then pressed his head against Lee's chest.
"Lee-san?" he asked in Sakura's voice "Let's get out of here and have some fun" she spoke almost in a sluty way.

Lee shivered a moment and twiched when he felt a nose bleed come on. He quickly grabbed his nose, swiftly slipped away from Naruto and began to run away screaming "GAI-SENSI!!!"

Sakura watched the whole thing in almost discus but was going hysterical at the same time when she saw Lee's reaction.

Naruto changed back to normal laughing his head off like there was no tomorrow. Sakura quickly joined him as they laughed till...
*grumble* Naruto grabbed his gut and explained
"I'm hungery.. Lets get some ramen"
"Sure, Im hungery too!" Sakura said "but first" *fwap*
"OWW SAKURA-CHAN" Naruto whined loudly
"That's for making me act like a slut" She said with a frown on her face..

I FOUND A TYPO:

He asked him self as SHE started doing handstand push-ups

dude the end of the first part was hilarious ((especially that emo p***y sasuke)) That was wonderful.

OMG! Hilarious. xD
Is there going to be another chapter? :3

ya i love that part i think it is the best yet.

DAMN STAIGHT FOOL!!!! there IS GOING TO BE ANOTHER CHAPTER!!
Chapter 4 and the hunt begins
((At the training grounds))
"Why would Naruto-kun do that to me!? and with Sakura-san!!!" Lee sobbed in his hands

"I dont know Lee I dont know but..." Gai stopped
"I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Gieco!" ((me: sorry hadd to add that))

Lee just stared mindlessly at his sensi
"SUCH YOUTHFUL WORDS" Lee shouted pounding his fist in the air "I shall get back at Naruto!"

Lee left the training gounds to get back at Naruto, First place to check Ramen shop... ((ohhhhhhhhhh Naruto's in trouble))

Mean while at ((you guessed it )) the ramen shop

"Naruto!" Sakura yelled

"Yeah what is it Sakura-chan" Naruto asked as if finished his 5th bowel of ramen

"Lee-san's here" she said as she pointed to Lee-san who came here realitivly fast

"Dam" Naruto muffled as he turned to see a very angery Lee
"Hey fuzzy brow's was up?" Naruto asked

"Why'd did you do that to me? Lee asked quitely

"Do what?" Naruto asked ((he actually sounded innocent for once))

"Why?" Lee just asked

"WHAT DID I DO NOW!" Naruto yelled

"You turned into a..... You used your sexy no jistu to turn into Sakura and harass me?"

"OH! that..." Naruto said guiltly ((he couldn't keep it up now could he?))
"I was laughing at the prank Tenten pulled on you, and i thought that I could pull off a better prank." Naruto stopped to see as shocked fuzzy brow

"how did you find out??" Lee asked angerly

"oh Sakura-chan told me" Naruto said giggling

"Sorry Lee-san" Sakura said softly

Lee was furious but he kept his cool Naruto then said
"But what happened after Tenten told you when you---" Naruto was cut off by Sakura who covered his mouth

"Sorry for all of this Lee-san" Sakura said as she dragged Naruto away

((this was a boring chapter but DONT you wish that i would tell you what Lee did after Tenten told him about his sensi??? oh well up next
CHAPTER 5!! The unchangable is Changed!! Lees dismise is met!!))

CHAPTER 5!!!!! The unchangable is Changed!!! Lee's dismise is met!!!
They slipped away as they turned around the conner they ran... at the training ground (yesyes Gai has lefted)
"DAM this sucks we need something to top it without fuzzy brows noticing"
Naruto wined countinously as he walked around in an oval, while Sakura sat there legs crossed thinking of what she could do but then it hit her like Mitch Hedberg hitting a guy with a golf club ((dont ask))

"I KNOW!!!" She shouted shooting up from the ground, "I learned how to mold OTHERS people charka today with the Fith Hokaga-sama!!" She had an evil grin as she whispered what she needed Naruto to do and what HAD to happen in order for this to work.
Naruto shouted with glee and excitement when he heard what they were going to do

"OKay Okay if you want to do that your going to have to learn.." Naruto was cut off by Sakura covering his mouth...once again
Kiba turned up with Akarmu (sp?) Shino and Hinata.

"Oh...h-h-hi N-Naruto-k-kun" She stuttered to Naruto as Sakura let go of his hand

"hey Hinata how are you?" Naruto asked with slight anger towards Sakura
Hinata blushed fruiously and turned around Kiba just stared at her in annoyance
"Hey Guys!" Naruto asked "could you help us??"

"huh?" Kiba cocked his a head a little "Uh.. yeah sure what do you need us to do?"

"Well" Sakura began while explaining their evil plan. twisted
**a wee bit later**

"OMG!!! THATS HYSTERICAL SURE I'LL Do it but i dont know if Shino or Hinata would want too" Kiba said Hystrically

"um...ah..s-sure" Hinata said nervously
"THANKYOU HINATA!!" Naruto shouted happily
"..." Hinata simply blushed and turned.

"neh.." Shino said

"fine" he finally grumbled after a few minutes

"thank you soo much" Sakura said nicely "this all takes place at 12pm so everyone needs to be ready at 11:30 ok?"

"OK" Everyone but shino and hinata said and they split up
((CHAPTER SIX
Lees true dimise is done the unchangable has finally changed
and a Surprise for Gai!!))