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 Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:20 pm
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Pre-read comments:Something I meant to start awhile ago. Back in my Xanga days, I would create these theatrical-style (I believe) written dialogues between the two figments of my imagination. They use to just be there for comic relief and such, but I'll also put in some interesting stuff... like this. Enjoy.
Brian: Dammit. *His attention was lazily focused at the night sky above him, stars gleaming overhead*
Spyke: Why the random cursing? Ritz not let you eat 20 sugar cookies for breakfast again?
Brian: Well, that too. But it's just... I don't know. Everything's so lame.
Spyke: *Lies down on the lawn beside him, staring at the sky as well* That's rather... broad? Anything in specific that's making everything lame?
Brian: It's a weird thought... what if this is it? What if... life really doesn't get much better than this? That all we're working towards doesn't exist? A paradise at the end of our lives, whether it be Heaven or any other angelic place you believe in... what if it really isn't there?
Spyke: I'm sure if there were an audience of insane teenage writers reading this, they'd be pretty pissed for religious reasons... but I suppose that's an interesting thought.
Brian: Exactly! But then another thought came. If this is really as good as it gets, death is the LAST thing you want. People would fear it, hundreds of studies to increase human life-spans would begin and... I suppose that's why we have religion.
Spyke: ...... so your point is, basically, atheist lives suck?
Brian: *He grinned and sat up* Heh, ya, I guess...
Spyke: *He sits up as well, slapping Brian on the back* Don't worry about it, buddy. I'm sure there's no way the entire human race could have happened without someone from above helping out.
*They both stare at the sky*
Spyke: For some one that doesn't know what the word masturbation means, you sure think a lot.
Brian: Dammit, Spyke! Why won't you tell me!? Isn't it something along the lines of evolution or something?
Spyke: *Slaps forehead* Far from it, man. Far from it.
Brian: Ooooh... so-
Spyke: Yes, Brian. That's why they say the theory about man is that he EVOLVED from apes, not MASTURBATED from apes.
Ritz: *Yells down from upstairs window* Frickin' god, are you guys talking about masturbation!? Seriously, men can't keep it in their pants...
Brian: What in our pants?
Spyke: Brian, stop before you embaress the hell outta yourself...
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:53 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 6:39 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:38 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 7:33 am
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:52 am
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:22 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:26 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:42 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:33 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:01 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:06 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:59 pm
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