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 Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:26 pm
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Brian: Alright, this is getting boring. *He lies out on the open lawn, this time staring at the vast lake, sunlight gleaming off the surface*
Spyke: Eh, with what?
Brian: This world.
Spyke: This world? Where would you like to live? Saturn?
Brian: At least Saturn has rings to spin around on...
Spyke: Well actually, Saturn's rings are just broken up pieces of-
Brian: We should go to the Pegasus galaxy!
Spyke: Bless you?
Brian: Ya, the Pegasus galaxy! It has a LOT more exciting stuff than lame a** Earth...
Spyke: Eh, I'm not sure that's so wise... Ritz is still pretty pissed when you broke the time machine in the backyard...
Brian: Well who WOULDN'T want to see if the Big Bang was a firey-explosion-type bang or a mad-sex-type bang?
Spyke: ... now you think a giant rock orgy made the universe?
Brian: ... I'm asking Ritz for the spaceship.
*Before Spyke can stop him, Brian is already running up the lawn towards the house. He dashes inside to the kitchen. Ritz is preparing lunch.*
Ritz: Ah, well if it isn't my favorite moron!
Brian: *Seems oblivious to the comment* Hi Ritz! Um, is there any chance I could possibly-
Ritz: No.
Brian: But I didn't finish my-
Ritz: I figure it has a 99% chance of exploding, whatever you want to borrow. So, no.
Brian: So I can't take the spaceship to the Pegasus galaxy?
Ritz: Oh HELL NO!
*Spyke enters the room*
Spyke: DON'T LET HIM DO IT!
Ritz: Do you think I'm retarded?
Spyke: Oh, so you said no? Thank God, cause I definately don't want to go...
Ritz: Oh, we're going alright. Except I'm driving.
*Brian glances at Spyke with a smirk*
Spyke: You can't be serious...
Ritz: Of course I am! My lightsaber has been out of energy for ages. You can't expect me to defend the house from ninjas with a butterknife, do you?
Spyke: ... huh?
Ritz: ... be a good whipped boy and go pack.
Notes from teh masta:
Oh, you think this is weird? I'm just getting started, folks...
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:29 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:42 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:42 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 12:42 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:55 am
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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:17 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:04 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:12 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:02 pm
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