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Oukow

PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:40 pm
"if you see a cup half filled with water, what is your first thought?

"The cup is half full"
"It's poisonous, you fool!"

"Why would it be poisonous?"
"Because nobody drinks water unless they're giving it to someone who is sick! Get the idea?"

"So, are you saying they're trying to poison someone? What about the water bottles? That too has poison?"

"Yes! Damn you all! You're morons!"

"Kra! You're so stupid!"
"I'm gonna go into a dark alley and come out with something in my pocket. Guess"

"You're girlfriend? 'Cuz you had beaten her up and needed to hide her somewhere, so you stuffed her in your pocket. Was she a leprechaun, mate?"
"Don't call me mate! We have never had sex! And we never will!"

"I think he means mate as in partner. You know." o.O;;

" I think you're right" x-X;
"Ark! So you do dream about me! God no! Please don't tell me you molest me in my sleep!" ;~;

" In his dreams it's probably Hillary Duff, he probably likes blondes!"

"As long a he doesn't like brunettes, you and I will be okay!"
" Like I'd ever like one of you chipmunks."

" What girl in her right mind want to go out with you anyway, huh?"
"Maybe my principle, you know, we believe him to be a child molester."

" I'm not gay!"

" do you have a problem against gay people?"

" As long as they don't annoy me."

"mmk, That's good, cuz gay people are cool!"

"What the hell are you talking about? Could we get on back to the subject?"
"We never had a subject!"

"True. True"

"Wait a second...Did Ark just cuss? WOW! I am so shocked! Go get the video tape and a time machine! I need to record that moment!"

"I thought everyone cussed."

"that's not true unless you speak! Even dogs cuss! You see them bark like hell at you when you do something wrong! What do you think it's saying? Please don't do that? NO! It's saying, " you little b*****d I said I wanted bacon! Give me bacon right now, damn it! Or I'll bite your toe off!"

"That's enough Kra!"
"shitty s**t s**t, shitty s**t s**t. Shitty s**t s**t. Shitty s**t s**t. Ark is shitty s**t s**t.shitty s**t s**t, shitty s**t s**t. Shitty s**t s**t. Shitty s**t s**t. Ark is-!"

"KRA! STOP IT!"
"wow...Kra, you could be that fat guy from South Park, he says bad words the most right? All what you need to do is get some man boobs and a little bit more fat."

"....Riiiiiiiiiiiiight"

"sometimes I wonder who is more mature, You or Kra..."
"The world will never know...."

"Shitty s**t s**t. SHitty s**t s**t. Shitty s**t s**t-!"

"until now!"

"Ding ding ding! We have a winner! Yup you're more mature than Kra!"
"I think Kra is the meaning of immature...."

" Am not! shitty s**t s**t! Shitty s**t s**t!"

"....."
" wow....He scares me..."

" Same here...Same here..."
 
PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:44 pm
Just to let you all know, this was actually alot diffrent, but then my comp froze and the only lines I could remember were the first 14 lines, so yup. gonk crying gonk 3nodding

And incase you haven't notcied. Kra's names is Ark spelled backwards, and Ark is Kra spelled backwards. 3nodding  

Oukow


KirbyVictorious

PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:49 pm
I love words like that with all my heart heart

I'm a very backwards sort of person XD

So this appeals to me. Except for Kra being so obnoxious.

Where'd you come up with those names?  
PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:04 pm
KirbyVictorious
I love words like that with all my heart heart

I'm a very backwards sort of person XD

So this appeals to me. Except for Kra being so obnoxious.

Where'd you come up with those names?


Well, to tell you the truth Ark came to me as an accident. I was playing a video game and it told to submit my name, but I didn't know which buttons to push so I had accidently seleceted A,R,K. I become inlove with the name, and then one day when I was talking to Kra, and I didn't know who he was and such. I asked him if he was a girl or a boy and why he disliked Ark so much, and then I just started calling him Kra...o.O;; is that weird?  

Oukow


KirbyVictorious

PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:08 pm
Oukow
KirbyVictorious
I love words like that with all my heart heart

I'm a very backwards sort of person XD

So this appeals to me. Except for Kra being so obnoxious.

Where'd you come up with those names?


Well, to tell you the truth Ark came to me as an accident. I was playing a video game and it told to submit my name, but I didn't know which buttons to push so I had accidently seleceted A,R,K. I become inlove with the name, and then one day when I was talking to Kra, and I didn't know who he was and such. I asked him if he was a girl or a boy and why he disliked Ark so much, and then I just started calling him Kra...o.O;; is that weird?


Being skitzo? Hell no.

But putting Ark as your video game name is completely ridiculous...Come on, really. wink

Well, there WAS a video game character that was named Ark...

And it makes sense to turn the name backwards. After all, everything makes better sense backwards. I even constructed an entire LANGUAGE out of that. Sounded kinda like French, too...I love it. heart  
PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:28 pm
KirbyVictorious
Oukow
KirbyVictorious
I love words like that with all my heart heart

I'm a very backwards sort of person XD

So this appeals to me. Except for Kra being so obnoxious.

Where'd you come up with those names?


Well, to tell you the truth Ark came to me as an accident. I was playing a video game and it told to submit my name, but I didn't know which buttons to push so I had accidently seleceted A,R,K. I become inlove with the name, and then one day when I was talking to Kra, and I didn't know who he was and such. I asked him if he was a girl or a boy and why he disliked Ark so much, and then I just started calling him Kra...o.O;; is that weird?


Being skitzo? Hell no.

But putting Ark as your video game name is completely ridiculous...Come on, really. wink

Well, there WAS a video game character that was named Ark...

And it makes sense to turn the name backwards. After all, everything makes better sense backwards. I even constructed an entire LANGUAGE out of that. Sounded kinda like French, too...I love it. heart


xD

tha'ts cool eek xp cool

wow, never knew there was a character named Ark in a video game.  

Oukow


Gomenroia

PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:31 pm
*hides under her desk* Can't come out... Kra will eat me...  
PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:43 pm
Gomenroia
*hides under her desk* Can't come out... Kra will eat me...


Kra says, " yeah that's right! Hide little girl! Haha!"

^^;; sorry about Kra, don't worry he's not gonna hurt you, Ark and I will keep him undercontrol  

Oukow


Gomenroia

PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:47 pm
you better... I've got a dragon in my head that's a little over protective...


It's a mother complex I think... I shoulda watched for that...


rofl  
PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:57 pm
Gomenroia
you better... I've got a dragon in my head that's a little over protective...


It's a mother complex I think... I shoulda watched for that...


rofl


xD I'm sure Kra isn't gonna get hurt you now  

Oukow


Gomenroia

PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:00 pm
How would that work anyways?! One of the things from your head... and one from mine. How on earth would yours hurt me... and if it could... how would mine defend me...  
PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:03 pm
Gomenroia
How would that work anyways?! One of the things from your head... and one from mine. How on earth would yours hurt me... and if it could... how would mine defend me...


....Just pretend there's an answer. sweatdrop 3nodding  

Oukow


Gomenroia

PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:07 pm
Odd mental image of a dragon and a disembodied voice duking it out...



rofl  
PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:46 am
Gomenroia
Odd mental image of a dragon and a disembodied voice duking it out...



rofl



xD  

Oukow


BlackHawkGS

PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:53 pm
I think ARK was the name of the space station in one of the latest Sonic the Hedgehog games... Not that I'm obsessed with them or anything... sweatdrop

Pretty funny. Kra started getting on my nerves at the end... I'm gonna beat your imaginary friends with this imaginary baseball bat... mwuahaha...  
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