the corupt wish game

[tear drop angel]

the person above u rights a wish then u grant it followed by a random comment
ex.
i wish that i had a monkey
Granted but he eats your head off.


i'll start i wish i had a cat.  

[TheBloodICry]

Your wish is my command
but it has a dogs brain sweatdrop  

[TheBloodICry]

Whoops forgot
I wish I had long hair  

[tear drop angel]

Granted but ur hair is so long u trip over it

i wish i had a kick butt band  

[-Isel-]

Granted, but the band just kicks butts all day long.

I wish I had a wish that the Wishmaster couldn't find a way to kill me for.  

[Rellik San]

Isel

Granted, but the band just kicks butts all day long.

I wish I had a wish that the Wishmaster couldn't find a way to kill me for.

Granted, invulnerability and immortality... but it still screws ya biatch.

I wish I pants that not monly looked good, were easy to clean, cheap to buy and incredibly comfy, but fit me perfectly meaning no one else could steal them thusly resulting in the perfect fit jeans, which must also be light blue denim and with fully functioning zipper and buttons and excellent stitch work complimented by the highest quality and durability available in modern denim clothing.  

[-Isel-]

Rellik San

Isel

Granted, but the band just kicks butts all day long.

I wish I had a wish that the Wishmaster couldn't find a way to kill me for.

Granted, invulnerability and immortality... but it still screws ya biatch.

I wish I pants that not monly looked good, were easy to clean, cheap to buy and incredibly comfy, but fit me perfectly meaning no one else could steal them thusly resulting in the perfect fit jeans, which must also be light blue denim and with fully functioning zipper and buttons and excellent stitch work complimented by the highest quality and durability available in modern denim clothing.

Granted, but suddenly your metabolism slows and you grow out of your jeans, fatty.

I wish I wish I was a fish.  

[Rellik San]

Isel

Rellik San

Isel

Granted, but the band just kicks butts all day long.

I wish I had a wish that the Wishmaster couldn't find a way to kill me for.

Granted, invulnerability and immortality... but it still screws ya biatch.

I wish I pants that not monly looked good, were easy to clean, cheap to buy and incredibly comfy, but fit me perfectly meaning no one else could steal them thusly resulting in the perfect fit jeans, which must also be light blue denim and with fully functioning zipper and buttons and excellent stitch work complimented by the highest quality and durability available in modern denim clothing.

Granted, but suddenly your metabolism slows and you grow out of your jeans, fatty.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

Granted, but you become a slow swimming fish in the waters of australia so get eaten by a shark (and how'd you know I have a stupidly fast metabolism?)

I wish I was Batman so I could breath in space.  

[Gambino Statue]

Granted, but your batmobile can't escape earth's atmosphere.

I wish I had telepathy.  

[-Isel-]

xLIZA

Granted, but your batmobile can't escape earth's atmosphere.

I wish I had telepathy.

Granted, but it makes your eyes fall out and hair grows on your palms.

I wish I had a Jew. (Not an obscure reference.)  

[TinkerBellsHell]

I wish I had a Jew. (Not an obscure reference.)
Granted, but he isn't a smart Jew and accidently burns your toast

I wish I knew what to wish for  

[tear drop angel]

granted but then your wish a dog and then it ate ur head off

i wish i had my bf with me heart  

[[[blunt.object]]]

granted, but he dumps you. 0.0


I wish... my hair was straight !!!!  

[Grimmy_teh_Reaper]

Granted, but it is so straight that it is a wall between you and the world. You cannot see, or hear anyone.

I wish that my crush would notice me.  

[Rellik San]

smiley78

Granted, but it is so straight that it is a wall between you and the world. You cannot see, or hear anyone.

I wish that my crush would notice me.

Granted, but he does so only as he squeezes the trigger of his sniper rifle.

I wish I was queer, so I could get chicks.

(We all know it was only a matter of time before either me or Isel said it)