Stupid Insults...

[Breathe_In_Ecstacy]

Ok, i was walking with two of my friends and this kid yells at me to "take a shower." i think i smell fine and so do my friends, we didnt get what he meant. have you ever got a really stupid insult, if you have please share. i bet their quite funny.  

[Amber! at the Disco]

*ahem*, me talking

Ya, this one kid had binuclars [?]
And he screamed "You look like a sashsquash!"
And i said "what???"
Ya.

ok, me done

 

[TheBloodICry]

I had short hair and this older guy was like "cut your hair b***h" I was like "Are you ******** blind it is short, shorter than yours"lol  

[xxxcyberaddictxxx]

This one kid called me a "Big Little" once. I still laugh about it and that was back in 6th grade.  

[Rellik San]

Pretty much every insult I've ever had from;
'Cut your hair!'
-'No'

'Your a hippy'
-'Unlike a hippy I will rip your arm off'

'You bonny b*****d'
-'Your calling me 'cute' in scotish?'

'Kill yourself!'
-'Why?'

'You lanky streak of piss'
-'Whats your point?'

'F*****g Goth!'
-'I don't see a goth..'

'MOSHER!'
-'Where?'

'Your a gay b*****d'
-'And your an ugly c*** whats your point?'

For those who didn't work it out, the bits marked with '-' are my responses.  

[Breathe_In_Ecstacy]

Rellik San

Pretty much every insult I've ever had from;
'Cut your hair!'
-'No'

'Your a hippy'
-'Unlike a hippy I will rip your arm off'

'You bonny b*****d'
-'Your calling me 'cute' in scotish?'

'Kill yourself!'
-'Why?'

'You lanky streak of piss'
-'Whats your point?'

'F*****g Goth!'
-'I don't see a goth..'

'MOSHER!'
-'Where?'

'Your a gay b*****d'
-'And your an ugly c*** whats your point?'

For those who didn't work it out, the bits marked with '-' are my responses.

i get called a hippy sometimes. it doesnt really bother me...maybe thats why he told me to take a shower...maybe... confused  

[Breathe_In_Ecstacy]

my friend used to get "oh my goth." honestly who would say that? it would just sound stupid...  

[Rellik San]

Breathe_In_Ecstacy

my friend used to get "oh my goth." honestly who would say that? it would just sound stupid...

I got that a lot, people don't seem to grasp the concept that I'm not a goth, I was, but am no longer.  

[Breathe_In_Ecstacy]

Rellik San

Breathe_In_Ecstacy

my friend used to get "oh my goth." honestly who would say that? it would just sound stupid...

I got that a lot, people don't seem to grasp the concept that I'm not a goth, I was, but am no longer.

who says that? i think once you get called "goth" people cant get it out of their head even if you changed...i used to get gothika...  

[Rellik San]

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Rellik San

Breathe_In_Ecstacy

my friend used to get "oh my goth." honestly who would say that? it would just sound stupid...

I got that a lot, people don't seem to grasp the concept that I'm not a goth, I was, but am no longer.

who says that? i think once you get called "goth" people cant get it out of their head even if you changed...i used to get gothika...

Wow, I'd be insulted if people called me a terrible film. smile

On the plus side, I accept it now, as by goth, I assume 'visigoth' the german barbarians that ransacked rome. smile  

[Breathe_In_Ecstacy]

Rellik San

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Rellik San

Breathe_In_Ecstacy

my friend used to get "oh my goth." honestly who would say that? it would just sound stupid...

I got that a lot, people don't seem to grasp the concept that I'm not a goth, I was, but am no longer.

who says that? i think once you get called "goth" people cant get it out of their head even if you changed...i used to get gothika...

Wow, I'd be insulted if people called me a terrible film. smile

On the plus side, I accept it now, as by goth, I assume 'visigoth' the german barbarians that ransacked rome. smile

ya...it got annoying but people have stopped. now im "hippy" or "suicidal freak" its pretty dumb...cool. i quite accept "labels" now. i dont inforce them but, now its like a way of life. its in our nature, how we were brought up.  

[Rellik San]

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Rellik San

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Rellik San

Breathe_In_Ecstacy

my friend used to get "oh my goth." honestly who would say that? it would just sound stupid...

I got that a lot, people don't seem to grasp the concept that I'm not a goth, I was, but am no longer.

who says that? i think once you get called "goth" people cant get it out of their head even if you changed...i used to get gothika...

Wow, I'd be insulted if people called me a terrible film. smile

On the plus side, I accept it now, as by goth, I assume 'visigoth' the german barbarians that ransacked rome. smile

ya...it got annoying but people have stopped. now im "hippy" or "suicidal freak" its pretty dumb...cool. i quite accept "labels" now. i dont inforce them but, now its like a way of life. its in our nature, how we were brought up.

You know, I've been saying this to people for years, and they just don't listen.  

[Breathe_In_Ecstacy]

Rellik San

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Rellik San

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Rellik San

Breathe_In_Ecstacy

my friend used to get "oh my goth." honestly who would say that? it would just sound stupid...

I got that a lot, people don't seem to grasp the concept that I'm not a goth, I was, but am no longer.

who says that? i think once you get called "goth" people cant get it out of their head even if you changed...i used to get gothika...

Wow, I'd be insulted if people called me a terrible film. smile

On the plus side, I accept it now, as by goth, I assume 'visigoth' the german barbarians that ransacked rome. smile

ya...it got annoying but people have stopped. now im "hippy" or "suicidal freak" its pretty dumb...cool. i quite accept "labels" now. i dont inforce them but, now its like a way of life. its in our nature, how we were brought up.

You know, I've been saying this to people for years, and they just don't listen.

well its true. you cant fight the truth forever, its only a matter of time untill you have to accept it. no matter how hard it is.  

[xX_Marth_Lowell_Xx]

some ignorant girls at school used to call me goth... and to them goth meant satanist... stare
and i was like, oh yeah, im not wearing blue jeans! im wearing a loooong black skirt *blue jeans* with a spike chocker *sweatband bracelets*, and wearing huge goth boots *I was wearing converse* and i worship the ALMIGHTY DEVIL *which i am sure goth kids don't*!!
<3

yes, the stars were what i was really wearing...

 

[Gambino Statue]

Once a girl called one of my friends a "fat anorexic cow" in all seriousness. We weren't sure wether to laught at her or pity her.

Later she threw pureed apple on our lockers.
So I guess she won. Damn.