Chuck Norris has nothing on Jack Bauer

[Kalpini]

Credit to Kims Ego

You know those sites about how awesome Chuck Norris is?
well there's one for our man Jack. cool
http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topsixty

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The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street.
No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.

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Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.

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There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jack Bauer way. It's basically the right way but faster and more deaths.

rofl rofl rofl  

[killplastics]

hA ha, this site is funny!  

[vala_jackson]

hehe, ur right, chuck noris has nothing on jack because yeah... just yeah.....  

[Scrabble2]

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After Season 6 of 24, the Chinese will be on the Endangered Species List.

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Only Jack Bauer can fly a plane from the luggage compartment.

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Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.

rofl  

[xukir]

razz blaugh rofl mrgreen

omg, hilarious  

[..La Dolce Vita..]

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why there's no life on Mars.  

[The Godmother]