Solve This Riddle

[[The GD Soundtrack]]

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a dog house? Green! Cuz ice cream doesn't have bones!  

[my dog ate my sanity]

You uthed that ath your join requetht.  

[rikaLeshay]

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[my dog ate my sanity]

My stomache's talking to me.

hrm..........hi apple!!!!  

[capcartoonist]

"I want to die quietly in my sleep like my grandfather, not yelling and screaming like his passengers."  

[my dog ate my sanity]

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Wanna hear a duck joke? Two guys walk into a bar. One ducks.

Three guys walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.  

[interupting cow]

I read that to my friend on the phone. She thought I was crazy. XD


she was right.  

[my dog ate my sanity]

It's one of the lamest jokes I know razz  

[Rainy`]

=D

 

[my dog ate my sanity]

Well, I probably have lamer, but it's on of my lamest jokes that I can remember.  

[interupting cow]

Interupting cow is the best!!
Ever heard the interupting starfish joke? =]  

[my dog ate my sanity]

Best joke ever:

What's the difference between a duck?

One of it's legs are both the same.