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[Jerba]

Warning: may contain rules.

-Advertize your guild here. They can be non-related to Zelda but please, no offensive guild names, banners, or ideas.
-Advertize your petition here. Please don't sign in this subforum; leave it in the petition itself.
-You may discuss ideas for petitions; just don't make them here.
-You may advertize your own Zelda site/blog/whatever, one you are a member of, or visit often.
-You can and should use banners and links. (or just links)
-Don't advertize random stuff like "Magic Carrots: they REALLY let you breathe underwater!"; this is real advertizing, not fantasy.

 

[Black Diamond Fox]

MAGIC CARROTS

New Magic Carrots! Lets you breath underwater!
They really work!

For a limited time only Magic Carrots come in three different colors!

WARNING!: May cause growth of a third arm, bloating, cramps or death. If any of these symptoms appear please notify your doctor immediately!

New Magic Carrots! Come on down and get yours today!
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P.S. This is a bad example of an ad.

 

[Merry-D]

Midna-O's!

They're filled with 2.00001 vitamins and minerals!

They make you look TEN YEARS YOUNGER guranteed!*

Get your Midna-O's NOW!!!

They're available at Malo Mart for a limited time only!!!

*Not a gurantee  

[Red_Link_wolf]

Red Link Cand Canes
they will give you ultimate strength and invisiblity
taste great
Warning:may cause shrinking,oosing,sadness,and NEVER EVER GIVE TO A SUPER VILLON! DONT DO IT MAN!

 

[Merry-D]

New Taco Cannon!

It rapidly shoots tacos at people!

Just load, press the button, and watch people suffer your Mexican terror!

It now shoots burritos AND enchiladas, too!!

Taco cannons are perfect for birthday parties and massacres!

Buy yours NOW!!!
Just call 1-800-IT-SUCKS!!

Warning: may cause convulsions, depression, or severe bleeding of the pancreas.

 

[Merry-D]

For a limited time, Lucky Charms will have a 99.99999999% chance of inducing heart attacks!


They have chocolate cereal and sugar-coated marshmallows that are TEN TIMES BIGGER!!

AND it turns milk into poison!!

Buy it NOW!!!!



Warning: may induce heart attacks, convulsions, and severe loss of dignity.

 

[Lovely_zelda]

Merry-D

For a limited time, Lucky Charms will have a 99.99999999% chance of inducing heart attacks!


They have chocolate cereal and sugar-coated marshmallows that are TEN TIMES BIGGER!!

AND it turns milk into poison!!

Buy it NOW!!!!



Warning: may induce heart attacks, convulsions, and severe loss of dignity.

~* OMFG THATS FUNNY! *~  

[Red_Link_wolf]

Lovely_zelda

Merry-D

For a limited time, Lucky Charms will have a 99.99999999% chance of inducing heart attacks!


They have chocolate cereal and sugar-coated marshmallows that are TEN TIMES BIGGER!!

AND it turns milk into poison!!

Buy it NOW!!!!



Warning: may induce heart attacks, convulsions, and severe loss of dignity.

~* OMFG THATS FUNNY! *~

mine is funny too if you read botom words