The...The drugs made me done it!

[BlackHawkGS]

I don't know why I can't write anymore. But I have the sudden urge to write a script like I use to back in my Xanga days.

Brian: Like this!? WEEEE!!!

Brian, shut up.

Spyke: Yes, listen to the mortal.

You shut up too.

Spyke: Psh. If I came into the real world right now, I would definately roll some heads. One of which being YOURS.

Brian: If I came into the real world, I'd get it on with a Mudkip!!

Nick and Spyke: ...

Brian: Uhhh... Mudkip is the name of my girlfriend?

Right... so anyways, what am I going to do tomorrow? I have a half-day tomorrow and no track practice.

Spyke: Get it on with that girl you made-out with in the band room.

What!? How do you know about that!?

Spyke: Well, I'm kind of inside your head and all...

Brian: Same here! Too bad it's full of a bunch of NOTHING.

Nick and Spyke: Shut up, Brian.

Brian: Yes'm...

Well, I would, but she has to go home and do some chores around the house. I might be able to squeeze in taking her out to lunch. But I also promised my friend Brittany I'd do something since she just broke up with her BF and is all depressed...

Spyke: Hanging out with another girl who just broke up with her BF, when you're about to go out with this other chick? Nick, you're diggin' yo self into a hole...

Brian: Hey, I just realized that both of these girls names are Brittany! Wow, you really have a thing for that name, Nick!

Brian, you have a no talking rule for the next 15 minutes. Violating this rule will mean no cookies for you for the next 2 months.

Brian: !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spyke: Ouch... Brian, you may want to ducktape your mouth.

Brian: *Nods*

Well, I guess I'll figure out something. Thanks guys... I think.

Spyke: No problem, sir Pimpalot.

Brian: *Vigorous nod*

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I really need to get a new hobby.  

[Xahmen]

No I like what you got, you don't need a new hobby.
I like it all, although the mudkips thing may be a bit obscure.
I liked the reference.  

[KirbyVictorious]

"Why don't you get it on with that girl you made out with?"

"I would, but I'm going to lunch."

O.o  

[NovaKing]

I liked this one too, but not for the same reasons I had for your second.  

[Spastic waffles]

I like this, especially the joke about cookies.

You and your cookies... -headshake-

I have but one question. Is your real name Nick, or is that just a character name?