Yo, God!

[caustic 0_0]

Before you do anything else, check out this website:
http://www.yo-god.com

It's genius. Quite funny. Read the activity reports.

Good quote: "I have noticed that the needle jumps distinctly whenever I open the door to fill up the fridge with beer, or to take out bacon or sausages, suggesting that God is present at such times. I can only deduce from this that the Lord enjoys a beer himself, and has a taste for pork products, so perhaps Islam and Judaism might like to have a rethink on that issue. hmmm...pork chops..."  

[The Amazing Mr. Tommyos!]

Ha! That's ******** sweet!  

[Soviet778]

lol i want one of these  

[caustic 0_0]

Someone suggested a 'yo, Satan' xd
It's an amusing idea, but i guess you could ask God to do anything..such as turn your light on or something.  

[Xiporah]

That's scary eek but it's funny.

 

[Mechanism]

Yo God customer

I tried to move it with me to Europe! It couldn't go...Has anyone else had problems at airport security? The airport security guard kept fingering the cross around her neck as she examined my Yo God Detector. She told me that negative connotations in my speech made them realize I was trying to crash the airplane...they finally relented but said that I would have to relinquish my Detector..."What are you going to do with it?" I asked...they said they would destroy it immediately...No WAY! So I took it back and left...as I was leaving, about 12 Police Squad Cars pulled up and I was instantly surrounded...they wanted to know what was in the Detector...I refused to give it up and there was a terrible scuffle...I don't know what happened to it and I never got to Europe...I am still in Kansas City...can anyone help me? Ogden

Heh. That made me laught a little.  

[Angelic Alchemist Ninja]

=_= if he make the decetors by hand, how could we trust it to be true?

yay, now I can live life knowing there are actually no god  

[Azurea`]

Lol! That's funny. I want one of those, but my parents and my friends that come over would be offended. Acutally my mom would rip it apart and throw it away. gonk  

[Gogonoel]

The needle jumps when I'm in the bathroom.  

[The Amazing Mr. Tommyos!]

Gogonoel

The needle jumps when I'm in the bathroom.

Chris Griffin from Family Guy

God's a pervert...

 

[TofuDreamer]

Oh my gosh... They even have God detectors. I'm still wondering who would buy these things.  

[The Amazing Mr. Tommyos!]

Rotaku

Oh my gosh... They even have God detectors. I'm still wondering who would buy these things.

I would because I know its full of bullshit and it'd be funny to see where "god" appears.  

[caustic 0_0]

I've considered buying one, mainly to post odd stories about it on their site^.^  

[TofuDreamer]

I'm probably sure you can hack it. You can probably see how it responds to certain things.  

[Rev Shrubbery]

That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Now god just has to move all the god detectors to yes and we'll all believe he exists right? Knowing me though, It's more likely for the poles of the earth to switch places.