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I'm in love with vampires. I wish I could have a vampire boyfriend and I'm also totally into the neck biting thing
Is that weird? Is anyone else into that kinda stuff to? Does anyone think i can get a vampire or at least vampirish boyfriend?

I can understand nipping your lover on the neck.
But not piercing.
I went through a phase where I couldn't get enough of the teenage vamp novels, now they're simply entertaining when I'm in the right mood.

Well the neck is an extremely sensitive and erotic area, its not so much hard biting, just soft running of your teeth on the skin, which for 8/10 is highly erotic.

Also, I'd like to add:
"One, hahaha, two, hahaha, three, hahaha..."
and
"Ve are ze children ov ve night!"
and
"BLERGH!"
and
"From your good friend... D."


Though everyone knows, real vampires, walk around in normal clothes, speak normally and try not to draw attention to themselves, because would you want other rival vampires and vampire hunters to come looking for you? I think not.

you can't just get a pet vampire! They're normal human being like you and i, but with a blood lust, they dont go around biting people for sex or pleasure . . . they simply have a donor and have a shotglass or two a day of human or animal blood . . . who knows, your best friend may be a vampire but has chosen not to tell you . . .

Uh....wow this is a stupid board vampires arent even real

Also, there is a little truth to the vampire myth, think about it, anemic people and those people highly allergic to UV light. Combine the two and BAM you got insta vamp... just no powers or blood sucking, just staying in doors and getting a transfusion.

There's a disease circa Renaissance that exhibited symptoms of "bloodthirst", actually... but it's very uncommon now.

Concerning the matter of how "vampire hunters" used to dig up graves and see that their hair and nails had "grown", what really happened was, posthumously, the skin tightens due to loss of water, the eyelids open (to glazed-over eyes that may indeed look slightly rotted), the mouth may open, bleeding will occur from areas that have thin skin (the lips, most observably) due to the fact that the body's rotting.

O History Channel, where would I be without you.

I'm Romanian, so I'm the most vampire here.