Things the characters of Yu-Gi-Oh would never say

[Andy Bartholemew Bogard]

An example of the title would be...

Seto would never say: Joey can take over my company if he pays me 50 cents.

lol, Seto would never say that ever!

So, simply put down what you think something that a character of Yu-Gi-Oh would never say on the show. This is for a laugh and it doesn't have to be Seto, it can be another character from the show.  

[Linken_Bogard]

Mai: If only I could buy that free necktie. I only have 1000 dollars.

lol  

[XxdarkredXx]

Peguses: What do you mean? You can have all my cards! Just go!

and

And Joey: Who is Yu-gi-oh?  

[william-tyler]

(Those are good ones! lol)

Seto: I think I'll sleep in today and let Yugi take over my company for 6 months.  

[Tiffany Bogard]

Dark Magician: Ice beam attack!  

[Kori Al-Djin]

Joey: "Yanno, I never really liked my sister anyway."

Tristan: "Wonder if I should take up ballet."

Tea: "Wow! My contract with the WWE came through!"

Yugi: "Will you guys leave me the heck alone?! Jeez!"

Seto: "Yes, I'd love to donate a million dollars to your charity. Where do I sign?"

Pegasus: "I want to be... a LUMBERJACK!"  

[Aaron Masters]

rofl Those were funny!

Here's another one...

Seto: Hey Joey come here so I can give you a kiss!
Mokuba: Go piss on a racehorse Brother!
Pegasus: And what is Duel Monsters?
Yugi: What?! Seto lost his company and he's giving it to me?! This is the best day of my life!
Mai: Marry me Tea!  

[Ashkitty Love]

Joey: "I love rainbows and kitties! Marry me, Seto! We'll buy a unicorn ranch!"

Tea: "Screw you, Yugi!"

Duke: "Why the hell is there a dice on my ear?!"

xd heart  

[empress dee]

(Bwahaha hahaha! I love these!)

Seto: Um, Mokuba, tell me... how does this computer work again?  

[Bearanormal]

Yugi or Yame Yugi:
I can't win the duel! These cards don't HAVE hearts!

(I can win! I believe in teh heart of teh cards!)  

[empress dee]

Ooh...Yugi would never say that. Good line!