NOTE: Volumes 10-12 are all based off the same lame inside joke between me and Carri. >< Just deal with it.
Also, it's reaaaaaaally difficult to get al the whatever it's called--drawing with keyboard characters--thing right when it's copypasted, so sorry. emo
INTERLUDE: Do the Kirby!
*The Hustle starts playing* DO THE KIRBY!
(>^-^)><(^-^<)<(^-^)>(>^-^<)
(>^-^)><(^-^<)<(^-^)>(>^-^<)
(>^-^)><(^-^<)<(^-^)>(>^-^<)
(>^-^)><(^-^<)<(^-^)>(>^-^<)
(>^-^)><(^-^<)<(^-^)>(>^-^<)
(>^-^)><(^-^<)<(^-^)>(>^-^<)
(>^-^)><(^-^<)<(^-^)>(>^-^<)
(>^-^)><(^-^<)<(^-^)>(>^-^<)
(>^-^)><(^-^<)<(^-^)>(>^-^<)
<(^-^)^ ^(^-^<) <(^_^<) (>^_^)>
<(^-^)^ ^(^-^<) <(^_^<) (>^_^)>
<(^_^)^ ^(^_^<) <(^_^<) (>^_^)>
<(^-^)^ ^(^-^<) <(^_^<) (>^_^)>
^(^_^)^///
*DO THE KIRBY*
*ahem*
A Kirby comic: The Snickerdoodle
<(^_^)> meet kirby
<(^_^<) (>^_^)> (>^_^<) kirby can dance
one day Kirby found...
<(O.O)>
the almighty snickerdoodle!
( : : )///
fear its awesomeness.
(>O.O)>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ( : : )///
(>O.O)> ~~~~~~~~~( : : )///
(>O.O)>~( : : )///
~( : : )~
^(^_^)^
*The snickerdoodle of power!*
*munch*
<(*-*)>
that was yummy.
the end!
Kirby comix, volume 2
metal Kirby!
<(^_^)> meet kirby.
<(>.>)> <(<.<)> (>-<) kirby is scared
you know why?
'cause this is why...
__
|_|---
(> O.O <)
Kirby ate the cooking pot
now he is....
<[`o_o`]>
metal cube Kirby! (as seen on super smash brothers...see Kirby's unique rock stylings!)
and Kirby fears metal Kirby...
and being a rock...
tune in next time to see who will win!
Kirby comix, volume 3
The cure to cube-ness
<[`o_o`]> meet Kirby.
Kirby is a cube.
and he is scared. 'cause being a cube isnt fun, is it Kirby? <[``]>
i'll bet it isnt.
now Kirby <[`o_o`]>
wants to be normal again. <(^_^)>
like that.
but how?
~~???~~
<[`o_o`]>
and all of a sudden...poof!
__
(__)
_/
the magic ice cream! now if Kirby could only reach it...
--------------------------------------------------------___
<[`>_>`]>------------------------------------------(__)
--------------------------------------------------------_/
its soo far away...
ah, but cubes can move too!
so...
---------------------------------------___
<[`>_>`]>-------------------------(__)
---------------------------------------_/
close....
------------------------___
<[`>_>`]>----------(__)
------------------------_/
and now...
```___
(__)///
\_////
^[`o_o`]^
MORPHIN' TIME!
<(^_^)>
w00t!
the end
Kirby comix, volume 4
Kirby meets Link
<(^_^)> this is Kirby
/___
/(`-`)-|>----this is Link.
````````````/___
<(^_^)> vs /(`-`)-|-----
<(^o^)>
Kirby
ate
/___
/(`-`)-|----
Link.
and the fangirls cry.
(,O.O,)
so Kirby <(^_^)>
is now....
/_ __
/(^_^)>|----
Link Kirby! The Hero of Pink-Ness!
w00t!
and the fangirls say
W00T! k!RBY 1z t3h k00|_3$t! Y4yz!
the end
Kirby comix, volume 5
The power of brick-ness!
<(^_^)> meet Kirby
<(^o^)> Kirby ate....
>o< lots and lots of candy.
so now he's hyper! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(>O.O)>~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~<(O.O<)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
^(^_^)^
and now, Kirby <(^_^)>
can turn ??? ///
into a brick.
_____
|_:__:_|
see?
so now what does Kirby do?
he has fun!
____<(^_^)>
~~~~~~~~~|
~~~~~~~~~|
~~~~~~~~~|_____________
___________ ^(>.>)^
~~~~~~~~~|
~~~~~~~~~|
~~~~~~~~~|_____________
__________ ^(>.>)^////
~~~~~~~~|``` _____
~~~~~~~~| |_:__:_|///
~~~~~~~~|______________
_________
~~~~~~~|!!!This rules!!!!/
~~~~~~~|````______
~~~~~~~|____|_:__:_|_____
Dont you wish you were Kirby? <(^_^)>
the end
Kirby comix, volume 6
Kirby and Ed
Meet Kirby <(^_^)>
Kirby likes to eat things <(^o^)>
one day, Kirby met....
``````````````____
Edward Elric! >--(^.^)/ he's got auto-mail.
``````````````````/
The fullmetal alchemist!
So, of course, Kirby <(^_^)>
``````````````___
Talks to ed. >--(^.^)/
`````````````````/
and ed calls Kirby short.
|
|
|
|__ <
Kirby gets mad <(O.o)>
and eats <(^o^)>
````````___
ed. >--(O.O)/
```````````/
who is suprised.
and ed's fan(girl) club is sad >>>> ()
so now Kirby <(^_^)>
is.....
ED KIRBY!!!!!
`````____
>--(^_^)/
````````/
````````/
and the fan(girl)s arent sad anymore ^_^!
the end.
Kirby comix, volume 7.
Kirby finds a hookshot
Meet Kirby <(^_^)>
Kirby just got...???///
a hookshot! -|-|>
So what does Kirby do? ???///
He hookshots everwhere!
Observe.
```````````````````````````````@ <
```````````````````````````______
<(^_^)>-|-|>
`````````````````````^(^_^)>-|-|>@
````````````````````````````_____
````````````````````````````````@
``````````````````````````__<(^_^)>-|-|>__
w00t! says Kirby. And all is well.
the end.
Kirby comix, volume 8
Kirby meets Ms. Kirby
<(^_^)> meet Kirby
Kirby is single! <(^-^)> and loving it.
but one day, Kirby <(^_^)>
found
```````````|><|```<<< pretty bow
Ms. Kirby! <(^_^)>
and Kirby <(^_^)>
was in love <(*_*)>
`````````````|><|
with Ms. Kirby <(^-^)>
And can you blame him?
```````````````we luv u Kirby!/
but the Kirby fan club ^(^o^)^
didnt like it <()>
and that's sad, isn't it?
but Kirby didn't care <(*-*)>
``````````````````````|><|
cause Ms. Kirby is pretty <(^_^)>
Isn't she?
so Kirby <(*_*)>
```````````````|><|
asked Ms. Kirby <(^_^)>
on a date.
OoOOOooooOOOooo!!
and what did Ms. Kirby say?
she said.......???///
YES!
cause Kirby is cool.
Ah, but Kirby was shy (>-<)
so he doubled with Pacman ( '<)
``````````````|><|
and Mrs. Pacman ( '<)
who also has a pretty bow! |><|
lol.
and when Kirby got back from the date....???///
he wasn't single anymore!!
`|><|
<(*-*)><(*-*)>
aren't they cute?
AND THE FANGIRLS SAID: ()--whyyyyy???
the end.
Kirby comix, volume 9
Kirby makes a movie.
Meet Kirby <(^_^)>
Kirby is famous! <(*-*)>
cause Ms. Kirby has connections...(shhh!)
So Kirby <(^_^)>
wants to make a movie!
```````````````````__________
to be on the big screen |`````````|
```````````````````|_________|
`````````````````_/_
and the little one too |__|
so Kirby hires a crew
of fangirls. ^(^0^)^ we luv u Kirby!!!
and they're good at it too. They've been making Kirby movies for years.
So Kirby <(@-@)> got some sunglasses!
````````````````/__
and a clicker thing |___| like that.
and got the cameras set up and everything,
```````````````_<(@-@)>_
and got on stage. |________|
```````````````````````````__
And the biggest Fangirl (^_^)..>|__| with the camera
Said.....
Lights! and there were.
Cameras! and there were
Action!
and Kirby said
....
Hiiii!/
<(*-*)> (as seen on SSBM when he wins.)
And camera crew says
(O.o) Kirby, I said action! we're doing a show here!
and Kirby says,
This is the show!/
<(*-*)>
I say Hi, and I dance!
....., said the crew.
`````````````````_|-|_ <<
And he said,
IT'S GENIUS!
so Kirby tried it again.
And here's what he got.
Hiii!/
<(*-*)>
and then...
*The Hustle starts playing* DO THE KIRBY!
(>^-^)><(^-^<)<(^-^)>(>^-^<)
(>^-^)><(^-^<)<(^-^)>(>^-^<)
(>^-^)><(^-^<)<(^-^)>(>^-^<)
(>^-^)><(^-^<)<(^-^)>(>^-^<)
(>^-^)><(^-^<)<(^-^)>(>^-^<)
(>^-^)><(^-^<)<(^-^)>(>^-^<)
(>^-^)><(^-^<)<(^-^)>(>^-^<)
(>^-^)><(^-^<)<(^-^)>(>^-^<)
(>^-^)><(^-^<)<(^-^)>(>^-^<)
<(^-^)^ ^(^-^<) <(^_^<) (>^_^)>
<(^-^)^ ^(^-^<) <(^_^<) (>^_^)>
<(^_^)^ ^(^_^<) <(^_^<) (>^_^)>
<(^-^)^ ^(^-^<) <(^_^<) (>^_^)>
^(^_^)^///
*DO THE KIRBY*
and the world loved it.
the end.
Volume 10
Fangirl Special Edition comic.
This is...
Kirby.
<(^_^)>
Kirby
<(^_^)>
is.....
MINE!!!!!
not yours,
MINE!!!!!
But you can have
Pacman
( '<)
Because we all know you love him soooo much!
the end.
Volume 11
Fangirl Special Edition Silver.
This is...
```___
>--(^.^)/
``````/
Ed.
Ed ___
>--(^.^)/
``````/
is...
MINE!
Not yours....
MINE!!!
but you can have...
(`o`)
[ / ]
Alex Armstrong.
Because we all know you love him sooo much!
the end.
Kirby comix, volume 12
Fangirl Special Edition Gold.
This is....
/___
/(`-`)-|---
Link.
Link
/___
/(`-`)-|---
is...
MINE!
not yours...
MINE!
but you can have...
``````((())) <<
Ganondorf!
Because we all know you love him sooo much!
the end.
Kirby comix, volume 13
Kirby gets Nintendo DS
meet Kirby <(^_^)>
Kirby is bored <(-_-)>
so Kirby <(^_^)>
went to Gamestop !!!///
to get a game. and Kirby found...
_____
`[ |||||| ]
`[ + : ]
^(^_^)^
The Nintendo DS!
so Kirby <(^_^)>
went home, and played on his new DS.
[___] <<
<---><<
And then, Pacman ( '<)
came over
and found Kirby playing on his DS.
[___]
[> <]
<--->
Pacman ( '<) said,
``````````````````````| | | |
"Kirby, wanna go bowling?" | | |
```````````````````````|
``````````````````````(())
and Kirby said, "Check out my new DS!"
`[ ||||| ]
`[+ :]
^(^_^)^
(`o<) "OoOooOOOo" said Pacman
and they played the DS all day.
```____
```[___] No, Press A! A! A!!!!/ I am!/
``<[___] ) <<
The end.
Kirby comix, volume 14
Pirate Kirby!
Meet Kirby. <(^_^)>
Kirby was bored again. <(-_-)>
so Kirby went to the costume store ???///
and found.....
<(o_^)>-|---
Pirate Kirby costume!
Complete with eyepatch and cool sword!
so what does Kirby do? ???///
He goes Trick-orTreating! for candy! >o<
Lots and lots of candy. >o< >o< >o<
cause candy is good. <(^_^)>
so Kirby goes to the first house <(o_^)>_
``````````````````````````````` |_| <<
_/__
|_|_|__|
and says,
Hiiii!/
<(o-^)>-|---
and gets a lot of candy. `````>o<
```````````````````````>o<>o<
``````<(O.O)>````````` >o<>o<>o<
````````````````````>o<>o<>o<>o<
that's a lot!
Even though it wasn't Halloween yet.
the end.
Kirby comix, volume 15
Kirby vs. Ganon???
meet Kirby. <(^_^)>
Kirby was lonely <()>
so Kirby went to Hyrule. _________
````````````````````|Hyrule-->|
```````````/___`````````|
to see Link. /(`.`)-|---
but when he got there, ____________
```````````````````|Welcome to|
```````````````````| Hyrule |
````````````````````````|````
He was suprised, <(O.O)>
cause it was all dark. ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
so Kirby <(^_^)> went to the castle /
````````````````````````````` | |___/
````````````````````````````` | |___| |
````````````````````````````` |__|__| |
and found ???///
``````((()))
(`o_o`)--|
Ganondorf!
with his glowy ball of power.
````````/___
and Link /(`-`)-|---
was fighting him.
````````````````/___
but then, Link lost. /(x-x)-|--
so Kirby <(^_^)>
``````````````````/___
picked up his sword /(^_^)>-|--- and his hat,
``````````````````````((()))
and beat Ganondorf! (`x_x`)-|
AND his not-so-big glowy power ball. (x)<<
so Kirby <(^_^)>
`````````````````` _/_
got a kiss from Zelda |(*-*)|
```````````````````/___
and Link was jealous. /(o_o)-|---
And the fangirls (^o^) sang:
Dooo de-doo-di-doodledooo...
Dum! Dum! Dumdumdumdumdumdumdumdum--
KIRBY! He come to town,
Come to save the Princess Zelda,
and now Zelda is free,
and our new hero shall be,
KIRBY! I think your NAME--SHALL--GO--DOWN--IN--TO--HIS--TOR--Y!!!
the end.
