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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:02 am
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:07 am
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 2:53 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 7:43 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 7:44 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:06 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:14 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:36 pm
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The part about "P-Shifting" is absolutely AMAZING.
Read it. For real.
"Here are the Bible passages which could possibly grant a shape-shift."
I love the spell prayer she made up for it to work:
Quote: Eternal Father, You know what grave matter is resting on my heart. I detest being human because I feel powerless and ugly. Please forgive me for resenting the body you created for me. I need a change. You have solved many of my problems before. I ask you to solve this one. I ask you to change me into a (name the creature) in Jesus' name because I see no other way out. I am desperate, Lord. I delight myself in You, God, and you will give me the desire of my heart. Oh, how I desire to be a (name the creature). I trust in You, God, and You will bring my shape-shift to pass. I thank you Father for the suffering of my poor Lord Jesus on the cross, for it is by His death that I am free of sin, and it is by His resurrection that I can petition you with confidence. You, Lord Jesus, have the power to do this for me. I trust in Your name. I trust in your Power. I believe that you can change me into a (name the creature). I believe that You want to change me into a (name the creature). I can change my shape through the strength that You give me. I ask You, Father, in Jesus' name, to change me into a (name the creature). I accept it now. I believe that my body is being changed now. Fullness of joy is mine because You have changed me. I thank you Father for caring so much about me that You would do anything for Me if I asked it by faith through the name of your Son Jesus. I thank you Jesus for taking away my sins and diseases and advocating for me with the Father. I thank you Holy Spirit for guiding me into salvation, showing me how to pray, and teaching me how to be holy. May my new body glorify You, Father, and lead other human beings into salvation. Amen. rofl
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:43 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:54 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:00 am
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:39 am
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:28 am
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