If someone asks, 'Why are you mad at God?', the best answer is:
"Because he's supposed to be all good but he doesn't even have the common decency to exist."
Here's a few more:
People who follow Jesus are good, so you should follow Jesus.
"Chemotherapy can cure cancer, so everyone should have chemotherapy."
You say you don't believe that God exists, but the word "God" is meaningless if there is no such thing, so you are admitting that God exists even as you deny his existence.
"That reminds me, I don't believe you owe me $100."
There are so many wonderful things in the world, how can you say there is no God?
"It's really pretty easy: 'There is no god.' See?"
These are HILARIOUS. Some are probably not the nicest things to say should the question be asked of you, but they're SO FUNNY. I found 'em here:
http://www.iamanatheist.com/arguments.html
When you're done reading, click on the banner at the top of the screen. After it brings you to a new page, click on the link that says 'Atheists Rights and Responsibilities'.
IT'S FUNNY. 3nodding whee
"Because he's supposed to be all good but he doesn't even have the common decency to exist."
Here's a few more:
People who follow Jesus are good, so you should follow Jesus.
"Chemotherapy can cure cancer, so everyone should have chemotherapy."
You say you don't believe that God exists, but the word "God" is meaningless if there is no such thing, so you are admitting that God exists even as you deny his existence.
"That reminds me, I don't believe you owe me $100."
There are so many wonderful things in the world, how can you say there is no God?
"It's really pretty easy: 'There is no god.' See?"
These are HILARIOUS. Some are probably not the nicest things to say should the question be asked of you, but they're SO FUNNY. I found 'em here:
http://www.iamanatheist.com/arguments.html
When you're done reading, click on the banner at the top of the screen. After it brings you to a new page, click on the link that says 'Atheists Rights and Responsibilities'.
IT'S FUNNY. 3nodding whee