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Yeah, basically the point of this thread... Post your poems, or songs or altered songs... Like if there's a song, and you change the lyrics to make it apply to Resident Evil.
Another thing you could do is post songs that you think relate to various characters or other aspects of Resident Evil. I'll start by posting my RE Raps which I wrote in the other thread. I'll be recording them in the future, just for the hell of it, so look out for that. (Except the Jill one.)
Nemesis Rap:
S to the T to the A-R-S!
I'm gonna kill y'all with success!
My tentacle is deadly, just like my rhymes!
I killed Brad, you're next, Valentine!
I'm a killing machine, created for attack,
When Capcom designed me, I think they were on crack,
I'm a one eyed b*****d, just like Big Boss,
But I can still kick his a** with no blood loss,
I wear a black trench coat, like the kids from Columbine,
But they didn't have a rocket launcher like mine,
I'll shoot up the S.T.A.R.S. like bullies in high school,
And if you try and help them, then I don't like you,
Umbrella sent in the U.B.C.S.,
But against zombies they had no success,
So what chance does that Carlos stand against me?
When I'm as bad of a B.O.W. as ever could be!
So Jill, just remember I'm coming for you,
You can't run or hide, there's nothing you can do,
You may have defeated me in RE3,
But I'm coming back in the sequels to be...
Maybe...
Wesker Rap:
Can't kill me with bullets, can't kill me with blades,
At day and at night, I don't take off my shades,
I mostly wear black, because I'm bad and wild,
I'm badder than Solid Snake and Kratos love child,
I'll slap you around like a little b***h,
And won't let you escape, like I did with Chris,
He thwarted my plans back in ninety eight,
Which is why he's the one man that I'll always hate,
I achieved some triumphs, and made my mistakes,
I've dealt with some real, I've dealt with some fakes,
Like Krauser, got whipped up by Leon and Ada,
Who's plotting against me, I'll deal with her later,
The best thing about me, I think, is my voice,
Except when Capcom cheaps out on the actor of choice,
But even then, I'm still bad and I'm killin,
My name's Albert Wesker, I'm the ultimate villain.
Chris Rap:
We're flyin round the forest zone,
In mountains, not too far from home,
We're searchin' for the Bravo Team,
Who disappeared last night at Ten Thirteen,
We found their helicopter, where Kevin lay dead,
We searched for the rest, then our mission went bad,
With joseph dead, we booked for the mansion,
Inside was worse than the forest I mentioned,
Zombies, big snakes, giant plants,
So scary, I almost s**t my pants,
Found Rebecca, thank god she was alive,
Though we couldn't save Richard, the poor b*****d died,
Made our way to the lab, a little bit later,
Only to find out that Wesker is a traitor,
Killed the Tyrant and saved by Brad,
That was the most intense night that I ever had.
Jill Rap:
It started as an ordinary day,
In Raccoon City, then skies turned grey,
Umbrella controlled every one in town,
Until September, when some s**t went down,
T-Virus spread, infecting population,
They all became zombies, so much for my vacation,
Brad got killed by a monster, who I'd only describe,
As big and scary, can't believe I'm still alive,
Met up with some MERCs, working for Umbrella,
But they weren't so bad, 'cept that Nicholai fella,
I'll get to that later, first we reached the clock tower,
I got the bell going, help came on the hour,
But Nemesis had to go ******** it all up,
Destroyed our escape but we just wouldn't stop,
Though I got infected, Carlos managed to Vaccinate,
And told me that by Nicholai we were betrayed,
Long story short, after some real struggle,
We got out alive, Barry saved us from trouble,
Unfortunately that scum Nicholai got away,
But at least I killed Nemesis, all in all a good day.
The Wesker Story:
My name is Albert Wesker and this is my story,
An epic tale about power and glory,
I aspired to be and Umbrella scientist,
But with William's genious, no one saw that I exist,
So I shifted my position to Intelligence field,
To figure out Spencer, it could get me killed,
I worked for Umbrella since I was eighteen,
But my true intentions would never be seen,
The incident happend, a blessing in disguise,
It was just what I needed to claim my prize,
I lured the STARS member on Umbrella's grounds,
Some worthy test subject, I seemed to have found,
I blackmailed Barry to plot against Jill,
But made sure that none of survivors were killed,
Lured Chris into the labs, where the Tyrant awaits,
Lured Jill as well, using Barry as bait,
I injected the virus that I got from Will,
I'd come back as a superhuman if I was killed,
Released the Tyrant from its quiet sleep,
And let it attack me, the wound was so deep,
Next thing I know, I'm up and about,
My plan was perfect, I had no doubt,
Little did I know that those damn meddling STARS,
Would kill my creation using the L.R.,
The STARS got away, and the lab detonated,
I swore my revenge, they will be eradicated,
Two months later, Raccoon went in unthinkable state,
The T-Virus leaked, creating an outbreak,
With my new organization, I needed the G sample,
That's when I hired Ada, her skill level was ample,
Umbrella issued an assassin all the way from France,
His name was Nemesis, monster with a one eyed glance,
His mission was to hunt down Valentine,
The sample of Ne-T had to be mine,
But all that aside, let's focus on Ada,
Who made a mistake, it's okay, we all made em,
She happened to meet, a damn, rookie pig,
Leon S. Kennedy, he really cost me big,
Ada's affection really grew for that fool,
Should have told her to kick him into iron smelting pool,
Gun pointed at Leon, she demanded the G,
But she hesitated, disappointing me,
She got shot in the shoulder by Annette,
Then fell off the catwalk, saving her I regret,
I healed her to get to one final G-Virus source,
I'm of course, talking bout, William Birkin's rotting corpse,
What happened there after is not my concern,
The self destruct system made everything burn,
In my possession now, is Willaim's daughter, Sherry,
Because the potential of Birkin is scary,
Three months go by, we attack Alfred's base,
T-Veronica virus had to be in that place,
I later find out, much to my satisfaciton,
Claire was on the island, I had to take action,
My initial plan, was to take her life,
But more beneficial was if she survived,
And surely enough, a short time has passed,
Chris came to the rescue, that mistake would be his last,
I was ready to kill him, but seconds after,
I was distracted by Alexia's laughter,
The b***h was in Antarctica, I should have known,
Business before pleasure, it's where I had to go,
I sent some new Hunters to take care of Chris,
I thought they would kill him, a swing and a miss,
In Antarctica though, I finally find,
The lovely young woman, and the monster inside,
To my surprise, she was extremely tough,
I though one strong punch would have been enough,
So, then I see Chris on the floor not too far,
And let him do my dirty work, like back in STARS,
Next thing I know, Alexia is dead,
But it's fine, because we got Steve, instead,
As one final task, I had to kill Chris,
So I kidnapped his little Sis',
Luring him in the area right near my escape,
I slapped him around, but it wasn't my day,
He caused some bit beams to fall on my head,
The poor little fool thought I'd be dead,
What saved him was that big explosion,
It damaged my face, and my face is my fortune,
I let him go this time, but we'll meet again,
I laughed my maniacal laugh, as he ran,
In two thousand four, again, I sent Wong,
I trusted her, didn't know how much I was wrong,
I reallyshould have just went there myself,
Because you can't trust other people to help,
See, Krauser was loyal, he had real potential,
Of course his survival wasn't really essential,
I just wish that Leon was killed on that mission,
Because in annoyance, there's no competition,
Surviving all odds, Ada probably helped,
For that in the depths of hell she will melt,
With the sample in hand, Ada's mission success,
She had real potential, but made such a mess,
She kept the Las Plaga and sent me a decoy,
For that, before long, I'll have her destroyed,
No wait, hold on, scratch that, I'll do it myself,
Can't trust anybody to be of good help,
I'll find Ada, and Leon, Jill, Chris and Barry,
And I'll kill them all, their deaths will be scary,
Because I'm Albert Wesker, and you have my word,
With Umbrella's return, I will rule the world!
I returned to the South Pole, in two thousand three,
I had to return what belonged to me,
But right now it's not something I can recall,
Just be sure to get my new game in the fall,
Umbrella Chronicles will be the name,
My name's Albert Wesker, and we'll meet again.
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