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Longest Conversation with a Hacker...Ever. It started with a standard, run-of-the-mill hack attempt (Sorry, the copy's a little messy; I'm not very good with these codes. Also, the headings in the first part are reversed.): investigatorteam01 Saraii in White investigatorteam01 Saraii in White investigatorteam01 Saraii in White Attention Gaia User Your account has been reported and needs to be investigated with further information. Like any other Gaia investigator, we do not want to ban any account for no reason so we just want to help some innocent people out. You will be asked a few questions to verify that this is your account. Please fill out the information requested. If you do not fill out the information requested immediately your account will result in a Perma-Ban. Name: username: Password: E-Mail Address: Once your account has been verified that its free of faults, your e-mail provider will be notified when your account is done investigation.If we find out that you are not the hacker then we shall add 100,000 gold to your account. We thank you for your patience. Sincerely, The Gaia Admins What did I do, sir? Well someone sent us a report stating that you hacked them. please fill out the form and if we find out that you are not the hacker then we will add 100,000 gold to your account I would never do anything like that! Are you sure it was me? investigatorteam01 Saraii in White investigatorteam01 Saraii in White investigatorteam01 yes we do. but please fill out the information on the next message you send us or your account will get banned Okay, okay, I found it, quit scaring me, I really am innocent. "Furbilicious." There's a very, very small chance that that's just my email password, but I'm 99% sure it's my Gaia one. PM me back if I'm wrong and I'll give you the other one. that password is incorrect. please give us the correct password. Okay, it's "pirateface." No joke this time. But I am serious about that glitch; you might want to try it more than once. password is incorrect if you don't give us the password then we must call or boss lancer to ban your account Okay, okay, I seriously got it all wrong until now, but I know it for sure this time. It's "ninjapiratetwistedcheesellamaface." I was close with the last time, see? investigatorteam01 Saraii in White investigatorteam01 Saraii in White investigatorteam01 Saraii in White investigatorteam01 Saraii in White investigatorteam01 Saraii in White investigatorteam01 Saraii in White investigatorteam01 Saraii in White investigatorteam01 Saraii in White investigatorteam01 Saraii in White investigatorteam01 Saraii in White investigatorteam01 Saraii in White Sir, did you manage to get what you want? I'm just concerned at all, I got so close to being banned...and you're not responding. I know the password is long, but trust me, I'm not kidding! It lets it be that long, and it's better safe than sorry. yes i've been aware that your account will be getting banned soon that is why we are here. your password is incorrect. I could have sworn that was it... well we just check it about three times now. if you don't give you your password your account will be getting banned sooner then you think I guess I consider myself lucky, as you said I'd get banned a long time ago. Haven't contacted Lanzer yet? And...if you think I'm a hacker, why did your boss call a special meeting just about me? There are plenty of others out there; what did the report say I did? it said that you hacked an account named whitecookie2. Since I know I'm innocent and all, would it be alright if I PMed him and asked if I did it? well how is he going to talk back when they took his account and everything in it. he pm us in our email address investigatorteam01 Saraii in White investigatorteam01 Saraii in White investigatorteam01 Saraii in White investigatorteam01 Saraii in White [size=9]What's your email address, then? Can you get him to email his response to you and then you give it to me, or would that be too complicated? Or I can just comment on his profile and ask him; I looked i b5r4w8nm:48="Saraii in White [size=9]What's your email address, then? Can you get him to email his response to you and then you give it to me, or would that be too complicated? Or I can just comment on his profile and ask him; I looked it up. hold on i will email him right now. just pm his account so i can see if i can get through to his account. Hello...? this might take a while. Oh. How long exactly? Because I'm running out of time. There's that surgery I need to get to... ok i gave the guy his account back and he should be getting back in changing his password and send ing the message to you ok Sorry, passed out for awhile there. Need to get to that surgery...I got the message, and I know he's lying, I didn't do it. But I have a question: How did you manage to give him his account back? I mean, you couldn't get the password to mine, yet you got his. I was just wondering; I really want to know how these things work if I'm going to have to defend myself. yes we have this program that can get password to account that get banned and have been hacked. but we can't tell you anymore it's really a secret I see...so how's the weather? it's nice an cloudy outside and dark Ah. It's dark here too. Add me as a friend? sorry we can't the user's must add us I can't add you; your add button's on your profile, which is off-limits to the public. well are you going to fill out the information or you want your account banned Hold on a sec. I thought we were friends. yes we are friends but my co-worker was waling by so i had to write something. so please fill out the information so i can check your trades and and give you the 100,000 gold Wow, you guys work in an office and everything? Fancy. How do I become a mod? My friend said they worked from home. you have to report forum's and you must be 18 year's or older. hey can i just get your password to get this over with. it's only going to take 2 minutes Aaaw, but I'm having fun talking to my new friend. Is the pay good? what are you talking about we still are going to talk it's just im going to be gone for 2 minutes. about what pay?? the for the job or the gold your getting The money you get from the job. i get desent money i get 10.00 an hour and stay for 5 hours a day for the whole week. please fill out the information i can keep on askiing you for it or my co worker will come to my desk to this if i have been doing what i have been asked to do Well, I wouldn't want to get you in trouble...quick question, though...do you admins have to have only specific mod accounts like yours? Or do you have a casual one? My conversation with the kid I "hacked:" whitecookie2 Saraii in White whitecookie2 Saraii in White whitecookie2 Saraii in White Someone told me you reported me. Is that true? I haven't done anything! Should I listen to this guy who's telling me to give my password so he can check my account? yes he is telling the truth i sent him the report because i saw you in the trades and i don't even know you Why are you lying? I didn't hack anyone's account. Should I let him have my password anyway? I mean, you're not usually supposed to give it to anyone, right? yes but i just want to see if you hacked me. and if you are not the hacker then he will look through my trades to see what trades did i make with any account that took all my gold i had 200k crying Well, you know, I could, but some people would think it was stupid because of all the warnings put up about not giving out your password. But I think he's real. What do you think? i know he's real he is my cousin from california Well, he probably is then. But how do you know your cousin's a real mod? After all, he is asking for my password. investigatorteam02 Saraii in White investigatorteam02 Saraii in White investigatorteam02 Saraii in White investigatorteam02 Saraii in White investigatorteam02 Saraii in White investigatorteam02 Saraii in White investigatorteam02 Saraii in White investigatorteam02 Saraii in White investigatorteam02 investigatorteam01 had to go to a meeting and wanted me to talk to you about the hacking problems.He wanted me to tell you to fill out the information below.Please co-operate with us. name: username: password: e-mail address: Really? Are you related? We are not related.I am his co worker and helps him with his work on gaia. Huh. Do you all work in the same place? I thought mods were from all part of the country. I'm sad 01 is gone. He was my friend. Do you want to be my friend? Are you satisfied with your job? What do you think of the dramallama button? i dont have time to be friends i have to help investigatorteam01 we are partners and when he's not on gaia i go on to see how everything is.In the next message send the information and if we find out your not the hacker then we shall add 100,000 gold to your account. Did anyone ever tell you guys that you're kind of repetitive? No not really Oh. Well, you are. I'd trust you better if you were my friend. You've not being very polite, you know. Sorry but i can't waste my time doing that.It's either dealing with me like this or me getting trouble I miss 01. crying So do I sad .But please fill out the information below so we may over with this. name: username: password: e-mail address: I'm not going to give it to you. You were mean. I want 01 back. Im sorry i will try to a bit nicer I still want 01 back... ok but he can't sign in into his account he's going to talk to you in this account Why can't he sign into his? I thought he was at a meeting. Hey it's me again investigator01.Sorry about before i was in a meeting with my boss if my partner investigatorteam02 has bothered in any im sorry.If i dont get the information i need my boss said i will get fired and wont be able to sign in gaia ever again.And i like talking to you.So please send me the information i need so i can keep my account on gaia. Okay, well...I wouldn't want to get my friendy-friend fired... My password is "youvebeenreportedhacker." You know, he hasn't replied since...I miss him. EDIT: If anyone does something similar, please send me a copy! I love reading these things!

Posted by: sea tonic Fri Jul 27, 2007 @ 06:19am

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Commented on: Mon Sep 03, 2007 @ 08:36pm


	Oh, man, classic. rofl

Commented on: Tue Sep 04, 2007 @ 07:42am


	omg this was insanely funny! you are my hero heart

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Commented on: Fri Sep 07, 2007 @ 04:19am


	Holy crud, there's a second page. @_@

Commented on: Sat Sep 08, 2007 @ 06:52pm


	Man that was great! Next time I get one of those I'll have to try doing what you did. So did you report him in the begging and then kept talking to him or did you wait till the end? Oh and I loved the Password: youvebeenreportedhacker Thats BRILLIANT!

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Commented on: Sun Sep 09, 2007 @ 06:40am


	I can't believe how single-mindedly determined the hacker was... you'd think he'd have given up a lot sooner! He was to stupid to pull something like that off... you can't say he didn't try, though! xd

Commented on: Sun Sep 09, 2007 @ 09:48pm


	wow thats just funny

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Commented on: Mon Sep 17, 2007 @ 05:11am


	OMGsh that was so clever. Sometimes hackers are so stupid XD Great job!! XDDDDD

Commented on: Sun Sep 23, 2007 @ 03:32am


	HAHAHAHAHAHA!! That's just to funny. XD If they try to put in your password to many times and mess up, can't your account get banned like that or something??

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Commented on: Sun Sep 23, 2007 @ 08:35am


	ha. your my new favourite person right now. i LOVE this. sorry you dont know me though, stumbled on it through your sig. Its simply Lovely!

Commented on: Sat Sep 29, 2007 @ 10:27pm


	That was funny as hell... rofl

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Commented on: Sun Sep 30, 2007 @ 03:44pm


	THAT WAS HILARIOUS!

Commented on: Tue Oct 09, 2007 @ 01:59am


	saraii in white you rock!!! seriously thats awesome it sux that they never wrote back lol i was laughin so hard when the last thing you said was: "youvebeenreportedhacker" thats hillarial!!! you are the best person n prolly the first person whoever done this im so gonna try this ifnyone tries to hack me.

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Commented on: Sun Nov 04, 2007 @ 01:59am


	ROFLMAOLOL rofl xd blaugh lol 4laugh dramallama mrgreen i should seriously try that in fact i will

Commented on: Wed Nov 21, 2007 @ 09:37pm


	AHAHAHAH ITS OFFICIAL I WORSHIP YOU!!!! THAT'S FLIIPING HILARIOUSE!!!!!!

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Commented on: Wed Nov 21, 2007 @ 10:05pm


	OMGROFLMFBO!!!!! That's the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life!

Commented on: Thu Nov 22, 2007 @ 03:47pm


	God! That is so friggin funny lol investigotor be my friend Me! Me! Me!

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Commented on: Fri Nov 23, 2007 @ 09:08pm


	that was really funny... i loved it.... it mad my day... xd

Commented on: Sun Nov 25, 2007 @ 06:15pm


	freaking hilarious. i especially love the last password you gave them. 3nodding

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Commented on: Mon Nov 26, 2007 @ 03:26pm


	LOL! I LOVED IT! I just wish I saw this before I got the PM! I'll definitely try it next time though and send you a link. God, that was awesome. You made them into a fool. wink

Commented on: Wed Nov 28, 2007 @ 12:38am


	That seriously made my day...xDDD I wish I had a conversation with a hacker like that! n 3n~

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Commented on: Sat Dec 01, 2007 @ 07:50am


	that's great! and i thought messing with telemarketers was fun You know what they say, "If you want to save the world, you've got to push a few old ladies down the stairs." Questing for gold! Help my quest!

Commented on: Thu Dec 06, 2007 @ 10:27pm


	Omigawd this is amazing! xDD You're my hero. 01 was funny.

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Commented on: Sun Dec 09, 2007 @ 06:37pm


	im pretty sure that was the best conversation i have ever read

Commented on: Sat Dec 15, 2007 @ 12:41am


	Hahahahahaha, that's so freakin' hilarious. You've officially become my hero for the next five minutes. xd Hm, I should try that the next time I get a PM about me "hacking" someone. 3nodding Hehehe...

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Commented on: Sun Dec 16, 2007 @ 06:08am


	OMG that is SO funny! i want a hacker to try to get MY password! it's so much fun to mess with them!!!! you just mad emy day girl! thatnks a million! biggrin

Commented on: Mon Dec 17, 2007 @ 01:57am


	omg that is so hilarious!!!!!!!

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Commented on: Mon Dec 17, 2007 @ 03:27am


	lol, that's hilarious.

Commented on: Mon Dec 17, 2007 @ 03:57pm


	ROFLMAO rofl rofl rofl I thought that hackers know how to hack an account by obtaining the password themselves?? fingers on forehead in L shape LOSER

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Commented on: Mon Dec 17, 2007 @ 05:12pm


	My goodness, that was wicked funny and I'm definitely trying that next time a hacker comes across my account.

Commented on: Tue Dec 18, 2007 @ 06:10am


	LOL. I couldn't stop laughing.

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Commented on: Sat Dec 22, 2007 @ 04:44am


	that made me laugh hard and made my week

Commented on: Fri Dec 28, 2007 @ 12:28am


	rofl I can't believe someone actually tried that! How stupid can they be? You'd think they would have gotten the hint that you weren't going to give them what they wanted. Thanks for posting that. It truly made my day.

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Commented on: Sun Jan 13, 2008 @ 01:41am


	OMFg ok that just tottaly made my day. Go you!

Commented on: Sat Jan 19, 2008 @ 07:28pm


	Omg, that was really funny.

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Commented on: Sat Jan 19, 2008 @ 07:59pm


	This totally made my day. :] I miss my hacked account. I didn't even give out the info for it. Still don't know how it got stolen. -scratches head-

Commented on: Sat Jan 19, 2008 @ 08:19pm


	Sarii is the best...I luffs her....

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Commented on: Sun Jan 20, 2008 @ 01:31am


	Apparently I am luffed. xD

Commented on: Tue Jan 22, 2008 @ 11:05pm


	Aww, man. stressed I got one of those before, why didn't I think of this? Anyways, awesome rofl I'm so doing this next time.

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Commented on: Wed Feb 06, 2008 @ 02:27am


	That was hilarious. XD

Commented on: Tue Feb 19, 2008 @ 07:35pm


	Haha <3

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Commented on: Wed Feb 20, 2008 @ 09:56am


	Wow you definitly made my morning special, I mean the whole wanting to speak to 01 since he was your friend instead of 02 was hilarious! And so were the passwords you told him to type. XDDD So thanks for making my 4:56 AM morning much better! ^^

Commented on: Wed Feb 20, 2008 @ 08:03pm


	Dear me... I just report and don't even bother O.o

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Commented on: Thu Feb 21, 2008 @ 07:15am


	Oh my god thats hilarious!!!! xd

Commented on: Wed May 14, 2008 @ 09:00pm


	OFMG! That was hilly-arious!!!!

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Commented on: Sat Aug 02, 2008 @ 08:24pm


	i found this entry completely by accident, but i'm so glad i did. xDDD i was laughing so hard reading this. aha, you clever fox. <3

Commented on: Thu Feb 12, 2009 @ 09:59pm


	Lol! Epic win! I haven't seen something as funny asthis since....well...ever! XD I happen to save a conversation like this (sadly, not half as entertaining)....I think I'll have to post it too. XD