" The time has come the walrus said to talk of other things, of sfoes and ships and celing wax, cabbages and kings......" Oh! Your here. Welcome come on in. You are just in time to hear of the adventures of Splink the Splat. The worlds most infamous superhero. You doubt me? No it is true. All of it. Here let me tell you some of the things that he has done. *dramatic intro time* In a world full of kittens that are stuck in trees, a place where a evil thrives, there is but one who can put a stop to these horrible acts! Splink the Splat! He hops into action with the speed of a time traversing turtle. Bad guys don't stand a chance!
Once upon a time a long, long, long time ago (well, not that long..after all it was only a minute...oh well) in the village ( ok....so it was a city.. who's going to know?) of Floramborous there resided a beautiful maiden. But this maiden had a problem she was promised to be wed to the terrible villan Rat Face. Alone in her tower she wept one evening musing over her terrible fate, she looked to the sky and called " help me splink the splat you are my only hope!" (well so the actual call went more like " Get your *@$ down here you #*$@!!& and get me out of this @#$ of a marriage" but lets not look to into the details). Beconed by the sound of her beautiful voice Splik came to her. Below her window he called to her. "Maiden so beautiful tell me what can I do to ease your suffering!" Out of the window her raident head appeared. Down to him she called her voice as soft as the feathers of a morning dove ( or as harsh as nails, but hey whose counting). " Splink you came! Oh, what ever shall I do I am to be married to the aweful villan Rat Face! Say you can help me!" She pleaded her eyes welling up with tears. "Fair maiden fear no tI shall rescue you!" And leaping off of the rock upon which he had been standing off into the night he fled. Upon the morning the maidens father appeared " To your new and very wealthy husband I shall now escort you!" He said draging her pleading form from the chamber. So she went down the stairs of doom to meet her very wealthy and evil soon to be huband! *lightning flashes* But there at the foot of the stairs a sight awaited them. Rat Face and Splink were engaged in a mighty duel. ( well I guess that it was less of a duel than it was Splik hitting Rat Face over the head with a frying pan). To Splink the maiden ran, flinging herself into his arms and pledging her eternal love for him ( ok.. so she called him a #$@!^ and hit him for not being sauve enough.. but really those are only details). Upon the next morning they were wed and they lived happily ever after sharing many great adventures that are yet to come. (that was a little bit of a strech considering that she married her butler Frank.) The End.
Yes I know it is a wonderful story. It brings me near tears each time. *snuffles and wipes nose*. It's just so touching!
 Fireformed · Sat May 12, 2007 @ 09:14pm · 0 Comments |
