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Ok so my mom sent me to the doctor yesterday and the nurse had to look at me first. She was like "ok get on the scale. how big are you? 150 lbs?" and i was like "more like 80" figures out, im 76, whatever. Then shes like "ok now we gotta check how tall you are. I'd say your maybe 6 foot 1" and I was like lol. I am 4' 11", which is what i thought i was to start with.

So then I see this doctor and im with my mom you see. He pulls my pants out and looks down.......there. Then hes like "ya he hit puberty he has testical growth". I was like OMGWTFBBQ?! IM FRONT OF MY MOM DUDE!!!! BLEH!!!

Then my mom was like "lol dat noob gotz diabeatiz i betz lol" well....not exactly. But im trying to be funni here k? Anyways, so the nurse has to take a blood sample to see if im a diabetic. Shes gets this rectangle thing out and the next thing i know I GOT PWNT LIKE A NOOB BY THE NEEDLE! I was like OMG I DIDNT KNOW THAT WAS THE NEEDLE! and she said "oh im so sorry, that awful nurse forgot to tell you that she was gonna p***k you like that!" .........b***h.

Then she was like "lol u watch merican idolz i liek dat sho fo sho!" and i was like "i havent watched that since the first season, alot of ppl at school watch it but mostly girls lol" and she was like "ooooh! i c! zo dats a way u canz pikz up da chikz cuz u can liek watch da sho and stuffz fo sho!"

Then she puts a bandaid on my massive bleeding finger and she makes it so tight that it was literally cutting the circulation off my finger. I was messing around with it at the main office and the lady gives me this pencil and is like "lol i c ur massive injury n i tot i wud give u dis lol"


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So anyways, that was yesterday. Today, I have had diarrhea almost 20 times i bet, and its not solid at all....its pure liquid. It looks like throw up when its done....strange. When it comes out, it sounds like you are peeing and you can barely feel it coming out at all. It stinks so awful that if i didnt put my face up to a washcloth and almost smother myself with it, i would smell it and almost puke.

What is really strange is that I talked to my friend James today. He lives in the UK u c fo sho...HE HAD THE EXACT SAME THING I HAD!!!!! IM NOT KIDDING!!!! He had the liquid poop, he felt cold, his stomach gurgled alot, he felt really cold, sometimes dizzy, he felt better when he lied down, shakey legs sometimes! EXACTLY TO THE EXACT DETAIL OF WHAT I HAVE! He told me that its going on all over the world, he did some research on it. 78% of the world has this problem right now, thats very strange if you ask me. He said that his mom's friends had it too. He also found out that it is the worst, and started in Arizona....hm...so how does a disease make its way all the way to the other side of the country? or even to a country on the other side of the world??? its strange. If you guys have these symptoms, its prolly the same things as 78% of everyone in the world lol.