A mother was in the kitchen washing dishes while her son was playing with his train set on the floor. She was surprised when she heard her son talk as the conducter.
"All right! All of you son of a bitches who wanna get on the train get on. All of you son of a bitches who wanna get off the train get off. And all of you son of a bitches who wanna change seats hurry up! The trains leaving! Choo choo!!"
The mother, getting mad at her son, sent him to his room and couldn't play with his toys for two hours.
After the time was up he came back out and played.
"All of the ladies and gentlemen who wanna get on the train get on. All of the ladies and gentlmen get off the train get off. All the ladies and gentlemen who's pissed cause the train's two hours late go talk to the b***h in the kitchen."
 Your Missing Period · Sat May 26, 2007 @ 05:00am · 2 Comments |
