Ms. Smith was teaching her students about syllables."Can anyone give me a two syllable word?" Johnny raised his hand but the teacher knew of his mature humor so chose someone else. "Yes Mary."
"Mon-day"
"Very good, Kris?"
"Sat-ur-day"
"Impressive that's a three syllable word."
Johnny refused to be beaten. "Me me!! I know a four syllable word!"
Thinking that it was practically harmless she chose him. "Johnny?"
"Mas-ter-ba-tion"
The teacher kept calm and said "Wow Johnny that's sure is a mouthful."
"No ma'am, you're thinking of a blow job and that's two syllables"
Gotta love Johnny.
 Your Missing Period · Mon May 28, 2007 @ 07:44pm · 1 Comments |
