The intercom crackled to life as a feminine voice was heard over it.
"Can everyone hear me? Yea? Okay good. Ahem. Konnichiwa desu! I'm your hostess for this homeroom morning Victoria Garcia desu!"
In class 1-B Shino and Nauto looked over at the left corner seat which was empty. Oh god what is she getting herself into? the two thought then looked up at the intercom.
"Okay um since Konoha high really didn't have one of these things like my old school did I begged on my hands and knees to Tsunade-sensei and she let me do this every morning for ten minutes! So I'll just be reporting stuff on the previous day or events or blah blah blah. The teachers make it boring so I'm in charge."
This made Neji in class 2-A look up. Oh dear jesus that sonofa (bleep)
"So let's see. As we all know I was in a fight yesterday morning with Neji Hyuuga. Everyone was watching and I thank Uzumaki-san and Aburame-san for getting Iruka-sensei. Okay because of that incident, I should put it, I came out with a bloody nose, black eye, cut tongue, a few loose teeth and bruises on my body. Hyuuga-senpai came out with, a broken hand, and a few bruises on the left side where his ribcage would be. Huh? Why can't I say this sensei? This counts as news. Yes it does because not everyone knows the story. I DON'T GIVE A DAMN! Yes sir, no swearing, got it."
The shuffling of papers could be heard.
"Okay as I was saying those who had front row seats of the battle noticed that it started out verbally since Hyuuga-san didn't like the fact I came walking to school with Aburame-san. Bite me Neji. Hinata how do you live with him? Anyways! So we ended up verbally fighting then he pushed me. I kicked him in the ribs and then he said some bad insult to where I wanted to cry. Nope, not gunna give him the satisfaction of me crying."
Shino let out a whisper of a smirk and Naruto was grinning.
"She kicked his a** that's what he did." the sun-kissed boy exclaimed punching the air.
"No kidding Naruto." Kiba said. "She really did show him not to mess with her. I just base it on how she hates him and crap."
"Yea! I knew she shouldn't have hung out with him when she first came!" Naruto growled
Shino looked at the blonde. "He was the only one who could actually speak english you idiot. She had to learn Japanese."
"Yea he still tried to rape her!" Kiba exclaimed
"He didn't try to rape her." Shino said in his normal stoic voice. "He's an upperclassmen so he tried to help her from failing math. That's how he started falling for our American girl in the process. From what I've heard she liked him to but got over it after he kissed her."
"Too fast I bet." Naruto grumbled.
The three went back to listening to what the girl had to say.
"So after I bit his fist he continued to punch and kick me since I was helpless on the ground. He hit me one too many times I was sore. Okay so after Iruka sensei came and after I was sent to the hospital by my gaurdian I learned that Neji needed 27 stitches on his hand because I bit down all the way to his bone, speaking of which he'll need a cast." Victoria chuckled. "So that's all for the fight now we have a few questions which I've received in envelopes."
More paper shuffling and something ripping could be heard.
"Uhh, dear VG, I met this girl before and she doesn't really know who I am now that we've met again. So what should I do? Well...if you hide your face like most people do, or changed your style way you look it could be why she doesn't remember you. Heh I know who wrote this." fits of giggles could be heard and another ripping of paper. "This thing sucks."
In class 1-B three people flinched.
"She's going to go psychotic b***h on this writer." Kiba said putting a notebook over his head.
Naruto followed and Shino seemed to pale.
A cough was heard. "Okay this thing sucks? WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THESE PAST FEW WEEKS IN HOMEROOM! SUCKING AT YOUR BOYFRIENDS FACE THAT'S WHAT! SO DON'T TELL ME THIS SUCKS! IF IT WASN'T FOR ME YOU COULD BE GETTING PREGNANT YOU GOT DAMN WHORE! NO GO AWAY TSUNADE-BAA-CHAN NO ONE CARES! Eep. It was an accident no don't take away the mic! AH OW NOT THE BINDER! OW OW OW I'M SORRY OW OW OW! AH ISN'T THIS OW CHILD ABUSE!? OW OW ********!! AAAHHH RAPE! OW THAT'S THE STAPLER! OW OW OW!"
Soon another voice was on. "Uh hello this is Shizune the principals assistant. It seems like this program is over we'll be on again tomorrow."
The intercom clicked off and Kiba was dying of laughter in his chair.
"TSUNADE REALLY IS GOING TO KILL HER!"
Naruto was pale. "Next is the keyboard I know it."
Shino sighed. He had to live with Victoria for another week before her parents came back from America. Just one more week. Did the others know?
No of course not they'd think things. And figuring both Naruto and Neji liked the brunette was making things more difficult.
The Aburame sighed and watched as his blonde friend went into a fit of twitching.
 Your Missing Period · Fri Jun 08, 2007 @ 07:23pm · 0 Comments |
