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A Translation To The Crazy Things Girls Say And Do.
1. There’s no such thing as the saying "I don’t mind". When girls say this, they either mean "Hell yeah!" or "Hell no!".
2. Every word you say to them, somehow affects them in some way. Even it the words don’t mean anything.
3. When a girl is upset with you, always think the opposite of what they say.
4. They cry or get moody for the rest of the day if you yourself are upset.
5. They want you to know that they care and how much they cry for you when they're alone, but can never get themselves to say it.
6. All they want is to be told that they’re pretty, and to be given hugs. It’s one of the things that can make them happier than anything.
7. ALWAYS laugh at their jokes no matter how lame they are.
8. You won't realize it, but most keep reading the person’s MSN screen name who they love over and over again.. Especially if it's about another girl.
9. It is 99% certain that whenever a girl types 'He', ‘His’ or ‘Him’ on their MSN screen names, they are totally in love with them.
10. When they say they'll be ready in five minutes, they mean half an hour. Don't rush them to get ready, they hate it.
11. When a girl says she wants to be left alone, that's when she needs company the most.
12. When a girl likes you and stares into your eyes, she's praying for you to kiss her.
13. When they have a problem and talk to you about it, don't attempt to fix it. Don't offer suggestions. Just sit there, listen and sympathize properly!
14. When you're in a fight with a girl, don't say, "YOU MUST BE ON YOUR PERIOD OR SOMETHING!" That's just asking for it.
15. Girls don't like hearing how you make out with other girls at parties, just so you can be the 'life of the party.'
16. When a girl is quiet in a conversation, she's not ignoring you. She's just waiting for you to talk.
17. When a girl just simply smiles, nods or makes sounds like 'Ooh..' when you talk, it's not that they're not interested in what you say. They're either scared of saying something wrong or just don't know WHAT to say.
18. In an argument, when a girl says "fine," she USUALLY means "b***h, don't try it. Just DON'T even try it." When a girl says "fine", this normally signals the end of the argument. She can't be bothered with you anymore.
19. When a girl says "Thanks a lot.." This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say, "Thanks A LOT" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some horrible way. "Thanks a lot" will be followed by a loud sigh. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after this sigh, as she will only say "Nothing".
20. NEVER say you will do something for a girl, and then fail to do so. It will leave her doubting your relationship and you for months.
21. Never hang around with your ex-girlfriend without your current girlfriend (in a pinch, your current girlfriend's best friend will do) with you. No matter how many times she says she is, she is NOT FINE with you and your ex-girlfriend being alone.
22. When you are with your friends, do not be afraid to kiss your girlfriend. Any teasing you get from them will be the worth the warmth in her eyes.
23. Do not flirt with her friends! It is one thing to be sweet, warm, and funny around them, but flirting is a NO-NO that will result in an argument about "nothing".
24. Don't be afraid to surprise your girlfriend. Even if it doesn't work out the way you wanted it to, the thought will definitely count.
25. Don't be squeamish about things like PMS. Most guys don't realize how painful it can be. Your girlfriend will love you even more if you can sympathize with her pain and treat her well.
26. No matter how much girls will protest, girls LOVE to get presents, and get a little spoiled.
27. All girls LOVE flowers. Whether it's a random flower from the side of a road that reminded you of their beauty, or a giant bouquet for Valentine's Day, all girls love flowers. Surprise them!
28. When girls are on their period, stock up on LOTS of milk, ice cream and chocolate. All 3 contain chemicals that produce endorphins in your body that causes feelings of happiness, and all 3 are milk-based products, and milk is known to reduce symptoms of PMS.
29. When a girl types "Bye." on Instant Messenger, it’s very different from "Byee <3". The first one either means she can’t be bothered with you or she is angry at you and cannot bare you any longer. The second one is when she REALLY has to go, but you made her day. This goes for whether she says "Bye" with real emotion in the tone of her voice.
30. When you are pissed off with a girl, she keeps it on her mind for a long time. Even when you talk to her the next day like nothings happened, she'll always remember it. Even if she doesn't show it.
31. Some girls find it hilarious when guys burp or fart. But then again, some don't. So be careful around them.
32. Girls have very good memories when it comes to relationships. This can prove both good and bad.
33. Remembering anniversaries is VERY IMPORTANT. Even if it doesn't seem like a big deal to you, the majority of girls will get very upset if you forget. Even if it's only a two month anniversary, it still means alot to some.
34. It's the little things that mean the most in a relationship. Something as small as a hug when she is depressed could change her world.
35. When a girl starts stomping around and growling, you've annoyed her. Don't apologize, just leave her alone. Then send her something lovely later.
36. If you do something bad like forget a girl's birthday and she says 'it's alright', it's not alright. You must make up for it, double.
37. Some girls have random mood swings when they're not even having their PMS, like me, so don't think they're mad at you.
38. If a girl makes an effort to talk to you when everyone else is around, or walk with you, even to the next building, it means she wants your attention - and for you to notice her.
39. Don't treat her like crap in front of your friends and then treat her like an angel while you're both alone. It'll make her think you're ashamed to be around her in front of other people.
40. If you ask a girl 'What's wrong?' and she replies with, 'Nothing,' then a nervous laugh, there's obviously something wrong. If you ask her about it and she says the same thing again, then leave her alone - she obviously doesn't want to talk about it.
 CaRto0nz · Mon Jun 25, 2007 @ 08:44am · 0 Comments |
