The Squirrel Went Berzerk wanna here the song? Words and music??? Click Here
Well when I was a lad, I'd take a trip Every summer down to the Mississip To visit my granny and her anti-bellum world I'd run bare-footed all day long Climbing trees as free as a song, and one day I chanced to catch myself a squirrel I stuffed him down in an old shoe box and Punched a couple of holes in the top And when Sunday come, I snuck him into church I was sitting way back in the very last pew Showing him off to my good buddy Hugh When that squirrel got loose and went totally berzerk
(chorus) The day the squirrel went berzerk In the First Self-Righteous Church In that sleepy little town of Pasquagula It was a fight for survival That broke out in revival We were jumping pews and shouting "Hallelujia!"
What happened next was hard to tell Some thought it was Heaven, others thought it was Hell But the fact that SOMETHING was among us was plain to see! As the choir sang "I Surrender All" That squirrel ran up Harve Newman's coverall Harve leapt to his feet and said, "Something's got a hold on me!"
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Harve hit the aisle a-dancing and a-screaming Some thought he had religion, others thought he had a demon And Harve Thought he had a weed-eater loose in his Fruit-of-the-Looms As he hit his knees to plead and beg That squirrel ran out of his briches leg Unobserved to the other side of the room He ran all the way down to the amen pew Where sat Sister Bertha, better than you Who was watching the whole comotion with sadistic glee You should have seen the look in her eye When that squirrel jumped her garter and crossed her thigh She leapt to her feet and said, "Lord, have mercy on me!" As that squirrel made laps inside her dress, She began to cry and commence to confess To sins that would make a sailor blush with shame She talked of gossip and church dissention But the thing that got the most attention Was when she talked about her love-life - and then she started naming names!
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7 deacons and the pastor got saved And $2500 got raised And 50 vollunteered for missions in the Congo on the spot Without even having an invitation There must have been 500 rededications And we all got rebaptized whether we needed it or not You've heard the Bible stories, I guess How he parted the waters for Moses to pass All the miracles God hath wrought in this ol' world But the one I'll recall 'till my dying day Is how He put that church back on the narrow way With a half-crazed Mississippi squirrel!
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Risaharadamousey · Tue Jun 26, 2007 @ 03:13am · 0 Comments |