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“You could slit my throat, and with my one last gasping breath, I would apologize for bleeding on your shirt”
~?
“I'm the type of girl who would burst out laughing, in the dead of silence over something that happened yesterday”
~?
“How many times could I attempt suicide before someone notices?”
~Miharu
“How many times do I have to kill you, boy?!?!?”
~Jafar (from Aladdin)
“Will sing for Chocolate, or $5, whatever you prefer”
~Charlie
“Youth is wasted on the young”
~Mike Terry
“Nobody likes me everybody hates me. I think I’ll just go eat dirt!” (worms)
~?
“You wouldn’t know if I was crying
Unless the tears fell on your face,”
~Miharu
“You would only know that I died
Because you heard the gunshot”
~Miharu
“If you love me, kill me”
~Miharu
“Ruin everything, destroy the world,
In one moment of klutziness”
~Bella
“Nobody’s perfect, I am nobody
Therefore, I'm perfect.”
~?
“So there’s this boy, and he kinda has MY HEART”
~?
“Take my heart, but promise me
Promise me you won’t break it”
~?
“It’s Romeo and Juliet all over again!”
~Asuka
“I'm the perfect friend I never had”
~Miharu
“I went looking for my knight in shining armor
Instead I found my dork in aluminum foil”
~?
“For once in my life I don’t have to try to be happy.
When I'm with you it just happens”
~?
“You broke my heart in half so I could cut myself with the edge”
~?
“The only person I truly cared for left me with a broken heart”
~?
“I'm not quite sure I care anymore”
~?
“That’s why they call them dreams. . .
Because they’ll never be reality”
~?
“Hi! I'm the girl of your dreams. Someone said you were looking for me”
~?
“I was having such a good day, until I woke up”
~?
“I hate your smile only because it takes the pain . . . only for a second . . . because it is then that I see you are smiling at her”
~?
“Take my hand; take my whole life too, for I can’t help falling in love with you”
~?
“When you cried, I cried.
When you died, I died inside”
~?
“I love you times infinity plus 1”
~?
“Love is when reality is better than your dreams”
~?
“Love is when you fall asleep in his arms and wake up in his dreams”
~?
“He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake and said, ‘I’ll love you until the last rose dies’”
~?
“Please stop breaking my heart.
I'm almost out of tape”
~?
“I’d rather DIE than give you the POWER to control me”
~?
“Just remember one thing; I’d do anything for you . . .”
~?
“My friends are crazy, but I love them”
~?
“If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything”
~Marilyn Monroe
“A best friend is the one who can look at you with the biggest smile on your face and still know something’s wrong”
~?
“I'm trying so hard no to like you
But it’s really hard to fight your heart”
~?
“After a while, you just want to be with the one who makes you giggle”
~?
“Love is like a war
Easy to start
Hard to end
Impossible to forget”
~?
“Even if you were horrifically disfigured in a freak accident and look terrible, I’d still love you.”
~Pon and Zi
“Falling deeper and deeper in love”
~Pon and Zi
“You should meet my girlfriend.
I bet she could teach you how to be pretty”
~Pon and Zi
“My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is knowing that they can’t fight back when you bit their heads off”
~Pon and Zi
“You made my heart too happy, so I vomited blood”
~Pon and Zi
“If I can’t hear you heartbeat, you’re too far away”
~Pon and Zi
“Even Heaven is Hell without you”
~Pon and Zi
“If I promise not to kill you, can I have a hug?”
~Pon and Zi
“Keep me safe while I sleep”
~Pon and Zi
*bitten by black widow spider* “Umm, be happy okay?
I killed if for you.”
~Pon and Zi
“I wish you would love me”
~Pon and Zi’
“Can you get the plague from loving someone too much?”
~Pon and Zi
“I’ll just pretend to hug you until you get here”
~Pon and Zi
“I would hug you if my arms weren’t so nubbly”
~Pon and Zi
Boy: Did you know that when a penguin has found its mate, they stay together for the rest of their lives?
Girl: Be my penguin?
~Pon and Zi
“I went to pick you a flower, but it was a Venus fly trap and it bit my head, so I killed it and got you this piece of grass instead”
~Pon and Zi
“I may not look like much but I'm a pro at pretending to be a ninja”
~Pon and Zi
“No matter how much I practice, I can’t make drawing of you pretty enough . . .”
~Pon and Zi
*boy holding umbrella over girl* “If you get wet you’ll get sick”
~Pon and Zi
“If my heart had a face it would be smiling”
~Pon and Zi
*Heart growing insanely*
“Look what you diiid! It started feeling funny when I first saw you and nooow look at it . . .”
~Pon and Zi
“The sword comes out after you swallow it, right?”
~Pon and Zi
“If you’re leaving, take this” *holds out heart*
~Pon and Zi
“Teddies don’t hug back, but sometimes they’re all you’ve got”
~Pon and Zi
“Wake up, love! The sun came to see you!”
~Pon and Zi
“I can’t sleep cuz my pillow is too wet”
~Pon and Zi
“Your fishy appears to have died of thirst. Have a band-aid and come back to see me in three weeks”
~Pon and Zi
“My world was black and white until the day you walked through my door and into my heart”
~?
“Can you hear my heart beating 3 times and then skipping a beat? It’s saying ‘I love you’”
~?
“My heart is the only one that beats for you and only you because you make me shake when you’re around me; and I think that’s a good thing”
~?
“If you live to be 100, I want to live to be 100 minus 1 day so I never have to live without you”
~Winnie the Pooh
“Don’t fall in love with someone you can live with.
Fall in love with someone you can’t live without”
~?
“I'm looking for real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can’t live without each other love”
~?
“No one sees what I see in you . . . I'm not sure I do either . . . all I know is . . . Darling, I can’t live without you”
~?
“Seven days without you makes one weak”
~?
“Suicide hotline, please hold”
~?
“Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.”
~Bumper sticker
“Strangers have the best candy”
~Bumper sticker
“I didn’t ask to be a princess, but if the crown fits . . .”
~Bumper sticker
“There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead”
~Bumper sticker
“He who laughs thinks slowest”
~Bumper sticker
“If you’re rich, I'm single”
~?
“A day without sunshine is, like, night”
~Bumper sticker
“All stressed out and nobody to choke!”
~Bumper sticker
“Closet full of clothes and nothing to wear”
~?
“Be nice, society already sucks”
~Bumper sticker
“Be nice to your kids, they pick your nursing home”
~Bumper sticker
“He who angers you, controls you!”
~Bumper sticker
“How can I miss you if you won’t go away?”
~Bumper sticker
“If it’s too loud you’re too old!”
~Bumper sticker
“If at first you don’t succeed, get a bigger hammer”
~?
“If it’s tourist season, can we shoot them?”
~?
“Life’s way to short to stay on topic”
~Bumper sticker
“Live long enough to be a problem to your kids’
~Bumper sticker
“My IQ came back negative”
~Bumper sticker
“My favorite color is chocolate”
~Bumper sticker
“Never judge a girl by her bumper sticker”
~Bumper sticker
“People who think that they know everything insult those of us who actually do”
~?
“Screw you guys I'm going home!!!!”
~Bumper sticker
“Suicide is a way of telling God, ‘you can’t fire me, I quit!’”
~Bumper sticker
“Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?”
~Bumper sticker
“You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you”
~Bumper sticker
“You’re such a Muggle!”
~Bumper sticker
“You guys line up alphabetically by height”
~Bill Peterson
“No pain is greater than that of wanting to be with someone who you know you can’t be with”
~Charlie
“May the best day of your past
Be the worst day of your future”
~?
“Heaven doesn’t want me
And Hell’s afraid I’ll take over”
~Bumper sticker
“I’m a bomb technician, if you see me throw something,
Run”
~?
“You can pick your friends
You can pick your nose
You can’t pick your friends nose”
~?
“You can pick your friends, but not your relatives”
~?
“There is no work of Genius which has not been the delight of mankind.”
~?
“Behold the rule of men, entirely great.”
~?
“The pen is mightier than the sword.”
~?
“Knowledge is power.”
~?
“They are never alone, they that are accompanied with noble thoughts.”
~?
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