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Zoe: Bwahhahahahaha I would so do all these thing to the Uchihas...Then I would make them have smex ..>.> xD

Xaldin: >.> I Don't know her......

How To Annoy Itachi Uchiha.

~Tell him a funny joke and pinch him when he doesn't laugh.
~Wear his cloak and run around singing "Nanananana, BATMAN!"
~Say that no matter how old he gets he'll always be you're little princess.
~Play strip poker with him. Make sure he loses.
~Super glue your hand to his and when he tells you to let go, yell "I can't, I can't!"
~Yank on his ponytail and shout "Ding Dong!"
~Read his fanmail without his permission.
~Don't believe anything he says. That includes his statements about the weather.
~Use up all his nail polish.
~Act offended and slap him for no reason.
~Dress like him and say that you want to hang with him and his groupies.
~Sneak into his room and tickle his feet at 4am.
~Pelt him with pinecones.
~Show of your colorful vocabulary.
~Insist that he hold your hand while crossing the street.
~Sign him up for Orochimaru's army.
~Call him a blind old coot and kick him in the shin.
~Go through constant moodswings.
~Insist that he's the kindest person you've ever met.
~Sneeze on him.
~Try to shove a Heaven's scroll down his throat and ask why it's not working, after all, it worked for Orochimaru. Finish shoving said scroll down his throat and laugh when he turns blue in the face.
~Ask him to poke your forehead.
~Tell him that he's been naughty and not to expect Santa this year.
~Ask him personal questions.
~Wait for him faithfully outside the restroom.

how to Annoy Sasuke Uchiha

~Ask him when he got back from the Emo Farm. Ask him when he's going back.
~Whenever you see him cast him a strange look and run away.
~Waddle around like a duck.
~Smack him on the back of his head and laugh.
~Hold him hostage with a watergun. Make sure to spray him with it to prove how serious you are about the situation.
~Give him an Itachi stress ball.
~Giggle at nothing in particular.
~Show him Itasasu fanfics.
~Have a discussion with the lamp next to you and when he looks at you funny, tell him it's rude to eavesdrop.
~Call him the Emo Fairy.
~Ask him if Naruto is a good kisser.
~Growl at whoever goes near him.
~Run around his house screaming and slamming doors. wo years.
~Ask him how he's supposed to restore his clan if he won't accept Sakura's love. Tell him to get with the program.
~Comment that the Uchiha fan looks exactly like a Ping Pong paddle.
~When he uses the Fireball jutsu scream and dump a bucket of water on him.
~Give the fangirls his house keys.
~Say his obsession with Itachi is unhealthy and that he needs to get a dog.

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