FYI: CSR = Customer Service Representative = Pizza guy.
What I'm getting at is I want to shed some light on how you can all call and piss off your local pizza places customer service rep. The longer you make the call last, the more pissed off the CSR will be.
Step 1: Get on the line and have no idea what your phone number or address is. When the CSR asks just be like. "******** I don't know! Why don't you?!" Then mutter something about them being a dumbass.
Step 2: Once you finally get to the part where they ask your name and address. Tell them you won't tell them because you don't trust them. Then make sure to rant about everything, the government, big brother, the war in iraq, the end of the world, why marijuana is not legal. The CSR has to sit and take it. If they don't, call back and complain to a supervisor. You may just get some free pizza. If you don't plan on ordering use a friends name, address and phone number just in case.
Step 3: Make the CSR go over every special at least 3 times. Then have them go over all the pizza toppings, pasta's, and or sandwiches that they have. At that point just go "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh." For two minutes. The longer the better really.
Step 4 sad Optional) If you have a friend there with you proceed to scream at them about what they want from across a room. Literally scream, and don't take the phone away from your ear. Otherwise, if you have a crying baby, make sure to hold it as it cries as loud as it can, make sure it's near the phone so the CSR gets an earful of screaming baby.
Step 5: At this point the CSR will be so frustrated it's likely they won't be polite anymore. That is how you know your job is complete. If the CSR became decreasingly polite very quickly into the call if they were supposed to get off right before, or right after your call. This is how you know you really got them good.
Step 6: If it's an expensive company (like mazzios) then simply order a large pepperoni pizza. When the final total is given you to scream about how outrageous the price is and hang up. If it's a less expensive pizza place then order a couple pizza's and begin screaming. Congratulations you just completed annoying the pizza guy to the point of screaming with anger.
 sailor Z · Sun Sep 23, 2007 @ 07:25am · 1 Comments |
