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Foamy's rant: No Christmas for you. (Very true.) |
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This is Foamy's Christmas rant. I've decided to post it in my journal for the hell of it. Yep. 3nodding
Foamy belongs to Jonathan Ian Mathers. I don't own him. Sadly.
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Merry Christmas, one and all! I really hate doing Holiday specials of any kind..But frankly, I'm pissed off at all the neo yuppie scum-bags hell bent on removing the Christmas spirit from the Christmas season! Every year around the holiday, some jack off has to go complaining to some court...about how he hates Christmas, and how there's some "Manger scene" with Baby Jesus offending him at some local school! Well..who the ******** cares? If someone decides to toss a Baby Jesus on the front lawn during the holiday, what's the ******** problem!? And that's another thing..you know how public schools used to have Christmas plays and s**t like that? They don't do that anymore! And if they do, they remove all the songs that have any reference to religion in them. No "Silent Night," no "Joy to the world", and no ******** little drummer b*****d. These are the same types of "insitutions" that tell you to be tolerant of everyone else's belifs but try to beat every hint of good ol' St. Nick out of Christmas. How can anyone be offended by a fat guy who gives out free stuff!? What? Are we all pissed at Santa because he's fat and happy and perfectly content with his image? It's like all these neo yuppies want to give him an inferiority complex and put him on a ******** fatkins diet! And that's why I like Santa, because he's a fat b*****d, works one day a year, is actually happy, and eats all the cookies he wants! He rewards the good, and punishes the guilty! Kind of like a vigilanty, with gifts. Hahaha! And just so you know where I'm coming from, I'm not one of those preachy religious fanatics, I don't go to church, and I couldn't care less about humanities issues with the various gods they worship. I just want Christmas, to be Christmas! Without some ******** jackass telling me not to sing Christmas songs because it has religious overtones. Leave the Christmas folk alone! 'Tis the season, to shut the ******** up and quit being a whiny little b***h! Stop ruining the holidays, you neo yuppie scumbags! Or I'll beat you with a baby Jesus. So, Merry Christmas, one and all, I don't care who says what. Believe in the power of Santa! Or get nothing! Nahahaha!! You're gonna get..coal in your stocking, 'cause you're a yuppie scummmm~ That means more gifts for me! Keep pissing Santa off!
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 InsanePandaz · Sun Dec 23, 2007 @ 08:44pm · 2 Comments |
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